Credit Crunch: The Rover’s Returns
CREDIT Crunch Watch: Anorak’s look at credit crunch in the news:
“Even TV stars are feeling the pinch: Troubled Corrie star Bev Callard pulled pints at the Rover’s yesterday – as her real-life boozer suddenly shut down. Locals say the unexpected closure of the Gallery, an upmarket bar and restaurant, is probably down to the credit crunch” – The Sun
What the credit crunch means to you…
August 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
and not the fact that she has a face like a slapped arse?
August 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
could be its not anywhere near an Anorakian?
August 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
She needs to think on and look sharp
August 12th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
..her pulling power ain’t what it used to be…
August 13th, 2008 at 5:54 am
It’s probably because people like me - who sit on a wooden chair all fucking day delivering justice to the perpetrators of heinous crimes - go to the pub for a double Tia Maria and vodka and get made to stand outside in the pissing down rain on a major road with the very people that are due in Court the day after - all because the tobacco companies got me so hooked on tobacco that the only time there isn’t one in my hand is when I am in the fucking shower!
That’s why the pubs are shutting down.
And the other reason is - Men daren’t go for a pint just to pinch bottoms anymore - because they are scared that they might get sued for sexual harrasssment and end up on the sex-offenders register for life - for slapping somebody’s arse!
August 13th, 2008 at 5:56 am
And I won’t say that it’s just the ugly women who sue! lol Coz there’s bound to be a lurking feminist somewhere - like me!
August 13th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Fucking hell! I would have spent the whole of my life in Court bringing sexual harrassment cases only a few years ago! lol