Madeleine McCann: Belgian Paedos, Foreign Nannies And Joke Shops Jokes
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
GLASGOW DAILY RECORD: “She’s Not Maddie.. She’s My Daughter”
If the Hollies sang Madeleine…
The father of a blonde girl captured on CCTV in Brussels on August 4 came forward to reveal that the youngster was his daughter.
The blonde ice-cream-eating girl with the North African woman?
Belgian federal prosecutor’s office spokeswoman Lieve Pellens says: “Obviously for him, it was very easy recognising the girl accompanied by a woman in a veil. It’s her nanny, a young Moroccan woman who is qualified to look after children and works in a care centre.”
But there are paedos in Belgium right?
Pellens suggested Belgians were more sensitive to the case because of the country’s horrific recent record, in particular the case of paedophile and child killer Marc Dutroux. He tortured and sexually abused six girls aged between 8 and 19 in 1995 and 1996. He murdered two of them.
Fred West lived with his wife Rosemary at…
DAILY EXPRESS: “GIRL SEEN OUTSIDE BANK NOT MADELEINE”
It’s “fresh blow”.
DAILY MAIL: “Fresh heartache for McCanns as police say Belgian sighting is NOT Madeleine”
It’s a “desperate blow”
THE SUN: “McCanns: Our search goes on”
It’s not Maddie with the foreign-looking woman.
Spokesman Clarence Mitchell added: “Kate and Gerry would also like to thank this girl’s parents for going to police.”
But maybe next time he could hire a blonde nanny and not scare us so?
DAILY MIRROR: “Crack USA team hired by McCanns”
Kate and Gerry McCann have hired a team of top US investigators to spearhead the hunt for their missing daughter Madeleine. The top secret outfit includes former CIA, FBI and American special forces personnel.
Let’s bomb Belgium, Portugal and Morocco. The axis of Maddie…
THE GUARDIAN: “Edinburgh festival rapid review: Jim Bowen”
He’s probably been telling them for 40 years, but Bowen’s mildewed gags still haven’t lost all their charm. “My mother was a good sport,” he explains at the outset, “and my father was the crew of the Ark Royal.” Ba-doosh! Well I laughed, anyway, and so did all the silver-haired groupies in the front row. It is much too easy to mock this old style of comedy and overlook the genuine ingenuity and skill that it still involves - neither of which are exactly universal in contemporary standup. Besides, the foibles of Yorkshiremen and mothers-in-law now feel positively fresh compared with jokes about Madeleine McCann and Josef Fritzl.
Bingo!
Edinburgh festival: Is low-level sexism enterta
On arrival at this year’s Edinburgh festival, I steeled myself for plenty of sexist comments and jokes about rape, paedophilia, Elisabeth Fritzl and Madeleine McCann. I wasn’t disappointed.
Can you spot Madeleine, perhaps in a joke, or a joke shop?
August 13th, 2008 at 7:10 am
I can see a certain poster gloating and frothing at the mouth when I read that paragraph Carmen.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Mornin’ Ladies of the Cloth.
One has been doing a bit of real-life.
Mrs T …. lol Which one? I am as popular as the Clan at the mo lol X
August 13th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Soz Mrs T - you meant the post above.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:16 am
coco
‘our police (over here) are better than yours - or anybodys’ for that matter - (over there) ‘
Remind you of anyone?
August 13th, 2008 at 7:18 am
DAILY MIRROR: “Crack USA team hired by McCanns”
Another team using cocaine ? No mention of prawns this time.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:22 am
“The father of a blonde girl captured on CCTV in Brussels on August 4 came forward to reveal that the youngster was his daughter.”
AMBER ALERT - Would the fathers of all blonde girls between 2 and 6 years old, in Europe, or Morocco, Venezuela, or elsewhere, please form an orderly queue outside Rothley Towers, where DNA samples will be taken.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:23 am
I must depart and earn my measley wage, but I’ll be sure to pick up the Mirror as per usual and read the aforementioned page.
Or I could do the ironing ……
August 13th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Mrs T …… I am that buggered today I cannot think who you mean . Give me another clue X
August 13th, 2008 at 7:44 am
PeterMac says ……… AMBER ALERT - Would the fathers of all blonde girls between 2 and 6 years old, in Europe, or Morocco, Venezuela, or elsewhere, please form an orderly queue outside Rothley Towers, where DNA samples will be taken.
Or as I said the other day. At least keep these girls well away from CCCTV cameras until further notice.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:52 am
COMMENTARIATS! Does anybody know if the police had hold of a M-only hair-brush.
I am having nightmares about the towel that was allegedly used only by Maddie.
Last night, I took the dog out three times and I used two towels to dry him. I automatically put them in the washing machine without thinking.
I can honestly say that as scruffy as I can be - I never leave a wet towel hanging - It’s absolutely not right this.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Carmen
I sincerely hope the US investigators the Mccanns have hired bring them the breakthrough they desperately need.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:02 am
When one of the cats came in from the pen - I rubbed it over him as well.
I’ve only just thought about this.
What if the police were led to believe that the towel that was used as a scenter - had actually dried off the twins and K and G.
No wonder those dogs were going round in bloody circles.
I WANT A RECONSTRUCTION - NOW!
If they won’t do it - I think some of the Commentariat Ministers should come with me to PDL and we will do our own reconstruction.
Given the fact that the women aren’t even nearly atttractive enough for me to want to play one of them - I would like to be Mr Amaral - and boss you all about - if that’s OK?
We will do it properly and film it - no messing about - and we will give it to the poor Portuguese police officers - who must be getting more and more livid by the day.
We will give it them by way of apology for the way the whole judiciary is being looked upon with suspicion - just because these Tapastwats were warned that they might be arrested if they went back.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Julia Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Carmen
I sincerely hope the US investigators the Mccanns have hired bring them the breakthrough they desperately need
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JULIA ……. What a pretty name.
You must befriend Professor Pam and coolandcalm whilst you are on here.
Don’t corrupt the lovely Cheryl though.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:17 am
‘I sincerely hope the US investigators the Mccanns have hired bring them the breakthrough they desperately need’
JULIA Darling! If they were that fucking desperate they would have done a reconstruction 60 odd weeks ago.
Let’s not get too involved eh!
Stay objective.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Julia Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Carmen
I sincerely hope the US investigators the Mccanns have hired bring them the breakthrough they desperately need.
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Julia
You are wasting your time being sincere here with these bunch of prats!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:21 am
JULIA ……. You have another potential fan member there as well.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:21 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:17 am
JULIA Darling! If they were that fucking desperate they would have done a reconstruction 60 odd weeks ago.
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You’re right there. They needed to be desperate to go through with a reconstruction with the PJ investigators. What a waste of time that would have been.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 7:02 am
“”Kate and Gerry McCann have hired a team of top US investigators to s
pearhead the hunt for their missing daughter Madeleine. The top secret
outfit includes former CIA, FBI and American special forces personnel.”"
Lummy……What with M3, Mr (I just do as I’m told) Hogan, CRG, SAS…and now
this load of Ex’s , I hope that Clarence soon gives us a complete breakdown of
what all of these bods are costing Dr G P’s Fund.
It is imperative that he does….we wouldn’t want the Fund running dry due to
poor Accountancy habits by the Administrator, (the name of whom has not been
provided as yet). Nor have Dr G P looking glumly at the the negative equity figs.
How can future donators arrive at a realistic conclusion regarding what would
be a sensible sum to donate in the circumstances ??
Give us the full details Clarence….you know it makes sense.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:23 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:21 am
JULIA ……. You have another potential fan member there as well.
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coco
I have a little video i shot for you the other day. When i get chance i will up load it so you can have a look.
Don’t worry your little coconuts though, all very humane. glug glug ……..
August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Matt. Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:22 am
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Pointless posting to Carmen me old mate. She can’t help you.
Feck me, dont you know anyfin’.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:19 am edit
luv it!
Julia
You are wasting your time being sincere here with these bunch of prats!
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Truth gets you right there dont it?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Good Morning Matt! It’s alleged on another site that there’s been a shed-load of money pumped down the Rothley pipe-line.
So no worries about this snow-ball stopping rolling.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Garth
Thanks!!
Coco
Yes I do have a pretty name and I am a DARLING LOL
August 13th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Of course Julia, unless you’ve got something articulate to say whereby we can all sit back in awe and applaud slowly then shutup!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Pointless ?
Not at all me young mccannylicker.
I know it’s Wednesday…..13/8/08….Carmen and Anorak keeps me up to date.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I have no doubt that Clarence will keep us all fully informed of all
contributions, old and new.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 7:02 am
edit
Madeline must be Princess Diana’s secret daughter, it’s the only explanation.
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I was SOOOOO excited to read this comment - it was a favourite theory of mine around 9 months ago,
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Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Mrs T
Probably sitting on her fat quarters at this hour of the day. I’ve no doubt she will insert the needle at a later point.
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M and A
Nosey ‘fat quarters’ are not her bum , look em up, the needle is the clue
August 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
JULIA …….. We are all actually very lovely! Carmen is actually being too kind to Garth who should have been flayed and rolled in salt some months ago - but for the fact that the more credit he gives the Clan - the more the subject is talked about - in retaliation.
When he finally pops any videos up - be warned that one may be to do with drowning the kittens that his cat had the other day - because he did not humanely have the animals aborted - but then again - we usually just skip straight past his posts.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
morning all
why did it take solong for the odious pair to hire a fab team of detectives, after squanderingmoney on a bunch of idiots, i think i would have hired the best at the biginning, not at this late stage!!!!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
aanother thing, didnt oldfield say he didnt notice maddie on his check cos her bed was in the middle of the cots, from the photo maddies bed is the first you see