Bonding Sessions At Oldham Council
SAYS Deputy leader of Oldham Council Jackie Stanton: “We expect Unity staff to share the same values and code of conduct as council colleagues and so are very concerned about these allegations.”
Two council contract staff have been suspended after they were seen having sex in an office. A crowd of 20 person gathered round to be appalled and outraged.
The venue? Why, the offices of Unity Partnership in Oldham town centre…
File under “Beyond Parody”…
August 13th, 2008 at 11:38 am
It’s an important aspect of team building, ffs!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Chenier
But not at 10.30 in the morning
August 13th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Dependant on the aesthetic attributes of the individuals involved, I may withold my next months council tax payment unless OMBC provide some photographic (or video) evidence of this alleged activity.
However, knowing what a shower of grabbing barstewards Oldham council are, they will probably increase my council tax by way of payment for said material.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Nosey,
They were probaly at it at 10:30, as they wanted some privacy before everyone else came in to start work…..
August 13th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Mic
I can see the subtleties of modern management have passed you by; this was a magnificent demonstration of ‘my door is always open’ and you imagine it has something to do with sex?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Quite clearly neither of them have discovered Anorak yet for passing away the hours at work…
August 14th, 2008 at 5:36 am
What if these two were non-smokers?
It’s just another way of having a break!
Some people have to run off and have a fag or do prayers - and some people have to shag at the back of the office - because they can’t see each other out of work’s time - simple.
One of them may be married you see - or have a partner.
I would like to think that it was a casting couch day!
That somebody went for a job that they could only have if they had sex with the head of that department!
Just like in the Golden Age of film when starlets lay on the casting couch and hoped that one day they would be Marilyn or Greta!
Maybe they are in line for the plum role of checking waste from all the hundreds of take-aways that have sprung up since the mid-80s.
August 14th, 2008 at 5:38 am
I don’t know what Winston Churchill would have done if it had happened when he was the local MP for Oldham!
Probably put them both over his knee and spanked them jolly hard!
August 14th, 2008 at 5:41 am
I hope they were using contraception!
People in Oldham should not be allowed to breed!
August 14th, 2008 at 5:46 am
‘A crowd of 20 person gathered round to be appalled and outraged’
What kind of people ‘gather round to be appalled and outraged’???
It reminds me of an old bloke who wrote to a local rag once to complain that he had been recording prostitutes having sexual liaisons in his garden for years!
But that now he was sick of it - and was going to the police with all his tapes of evidence!
This was before Viagra! I bet he wants all his tapes back now.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
“People in Oldham should not be allowed to breed!”
Ahhhh…. so now we know the type of person who inhabits Honest Dave Camoron’s favourite think-tank.