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Lily Allen Prayer For The Day: Finding God

LILY Allen News Of The Day…

“The Smile singer has written a track on her new album which imagines what God’s life would be like. Lily attempts to answer questions like who God would date, what job he’d have and what music he would listen to” - The Sun

What drugs he’d take - being God’ he’d invent some - what Argos jewellery he’d wear, how many times he’d say “f***” in his Bible Uncut…

More Lily Allen news tomorrow

  1. 1 June Says:

    Deity might take one look at this universe and hightail it to another….

  2. 2 chenier Says:

    ‘Nearer my God to me’

    looks good for an opening line…

  3. 3 lone pigeon Says:

    Has Gandolf read this yet - he must be furious with rage :lol:

  4. 4 bob from bedfordshire Says:

    Yes God does exist! and he has a sense of humor,

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