Russia And US Agree: Let’s All Nuke Poland
“WE’LL NUKE POLAND.”
Given the history of Poland, the Sun’s headline statement solicits the enjoiner: “No, WE’LL nuke Poland”… “No, we’ll nuke Poland”…”No WE will”, and so on…
(Picture: Beau Bo D’Or website)
The initial threat, says the Telegraph on its front page, was issued by a representative of Russia, a country that has yet to nuke anyone other than its own allies in the former Soviet Union.
Now, if the US said “WE’LL NUKE POLAND”, then the Poles can really worry.
The Guardian leads with “Russia warns we could nuke Poland over US missile shield”, a headline that suggests the Poles are well advised to get a missile shield, and waste little time in getting it out the box and plugging it in.
Of course , we could all agree that nuking Poland will give us somthing to nuke, and in the spirit of hands-across-the -world, we can get on with nuking it from all angles…
Posted: 16th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:11 am
yes lets all nuke something
August 18th, 2008 at 3:10 am
WTF is this? Have u all lost ur minds? Listen to some narrow minded russian!
Just get off our case. Nothing will ever happend. If it will come down to it will definitely trigger 3rd world war. And for The love of God not all of as are there Karen. And nukeing Englend will give us even more to nuke.
MODS and ADMIN
Grace
Please would you resend this post and clarify the characters and the events in the above war scenario for other posters and possibly government bodies tuning in
August 17th, 2008 at 3:27 am
No one will get hurt. All the Poles are over here.
(that’s as right-wing as I’m ever getting
).
August 16th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
RUSSIANS WANT TO NUKE POLAND
AND BY MISTAKE
THEY COULD NUKE HOLLAND,
YOU TAKE
THEY BETTER COULD
NUKE THEIR OWN NUKE
August 16th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
we could all agree that nuking Poland will give us somthing to nuke