Poppa Dumb: Shilpa Greets Jade Goody In India
JADE Goody is to enter the Big Brother house in India, slowing the local that there former colonial overlords have evolved from the stiff-upper-lipped, subjugating and jingoistic ninnies of old to something altogether less pleasant.
Shilpa Shetty, aka Shilpa Poppadom, who encountered Goody The Hoody on Celebrity Big Brother is now retuned to “where she come from”, as Danielle Lloyd advised.
Says Shilpa: “She’s going in as someone who has had misconceptions about our country. I hope Jade learns first hand about our culture and how wonderful our people are.”
Wotzat, Shilps? Nah, can’t understand yer. Anorak will translate Shilpa’s quixotic brand of a pure form of English that Jade and our readers can savy:
“I fink Jade’s rite minger and wiv any luk she’ll ger ‘erselves beetn up, or at leest glasst.”
Game on…
Posted: 18th, August 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Jade Goody, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 19th, 2008 at 8:42 am
This is an inspired idea for dealing with useless celebrities like Jaded Goodies….send them all to India…they can find useful employment in a call centre. I’m sure it was Jaded who tried to sell me a new phone over the phone yesterday…perhaps not though because the salesgirl actually spoke English.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Come on ! We need something to laugh at, and human sacrifices are as good as anything. Look at the “X” factor with that fat 14 yr. old who couldn’t sing. Brilliant selection.
Bread and Circuses. Nu Labur have to keep the country governable, and all day TV shows and the Dole is the 21st century equivalent.
When we were a Kingdom we were ruled by a King
When we were an Empire we were ruled by an Emperor
Now we’re just a country we’re ruled by Gordon Brown
August 18th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
But…does India really need another buffalo?
August 18th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
It’s the spectacles that baffle me; maybe they thought it might make her look as if she possessed an IQ in double figures?
Didn’t work, but then nothing would…