Madeleine McCann: A New eFit, Selling Books And A Rapist’s Cover Story
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
DAILY MIRROR: “Madeleine McCann: Nanny’s new sketch echoes picture of kidnapper”
That’s the picture on the left. For wont of name, we’ll call him Cool.
This is the shadowy figure seen lurking in the bushes outside the flat from where Madeleine McCann vanished. And the woman who confronted the straggly-haired stranger eight months before is convinced he is the same man family friend Jane Tanner spotted carrying a child in pyjamas the night Maddy disappeared.
The man Jane Tanner says she saw is also on the left, for comparison purposes. They could be twins.
Despite telling police, British nanny Margaret Hall was not asked to help with an artist’s impression. Now, thanks to the Daily Mirror, a sketch of his face can be seen for the first time.
The Daily Mirror is on the case. It’s track record is im-pecc-able.
Margaret Hall added: “My description of the man is very similar to that of Jane Tanner’s. He had long hair but it was quite scruffy and straggly looking. He had said ‘no’ in English but he was not English because of his skin colouring. He looked more Portuguese than anything.”
DORSET ECHO: “Rapist gets 13 year sentence”
A FORMER Burger King manager has been sentenced to 13 years in prison after being found guilty of raping a girl and 16 counts of sexual assault over a period of seven years. Ehmad Alguet, 44, of Esmonde Way in Canford Heath, Poole, was found guilty by a majority verdict of 10 to two on each of the 17 counts by the jury at Bournemouth Crown Court yesterday.
And:
He also told the court he had looked at illegal porn sites because he was trying to trace missing toddler Madeleine McCann.
THE GUARDIAN: “Edinburgh festival: When comedians attack - What is the most jaw-dropping example of audience harassment by a comic that you’ve come across?”
Capurro’s show this year is basically a big can of carbonated outrage, shaken vigorously and hurled into the crowd, with jokes about Madeleine McCann, paedophilia and Islam all present and correct.
The Guardian loves Capurro, the try-very-hard comic.
BBC: “Born Yesterday writer at festival”
An author who wrote last summer’s news as a novel and another who went in search of a sporting superstar will appear at the Inverness Book Festival. Gordon Burn covered the Blair-Brown prime ministerial handover, Glasgow Airport attack and the search for Madeline McCann in Born Yesterday.
Madeleine McCann: That’s entertainment…

August 20th, 2008 at 8:25 am
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August 20th, 2008 at 8:26 am
PMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lookk at him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 8:27 am
rofl, thats the best one yet lol
August 20th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Does Rosie know jims a kiddie prowler now
August 20th, 2008 at 8:31 am
pmsl
August 20th, 2008 at 8:32 am
bloody ell brandon, your right..
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jlqkDHRkR4k/RomYxZvQG9I/AAAAAAAAAPo/i3pLazVXLEc/Lost+Signal+TB1.JPG
August 20th, 2008 at 8:34 am
fuck me it IS Rosie !!!!!
http://www.ledgardbridge-boatcompany.com/pics/RJ2.gif
August 20th, 2008 at 8:35 am
snap!
August 20th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Thanks to the Tunnelling experience Duncan gained in his Gas Cupboard days, he has managed to escape from the Anorak Dungeons.
However he and Carmen are still handcuffed together. As I write they are doing their best Robert Donat, Madeleine Carrroll impersonation, as they make a frantic dash to Euston Station to try and catch the Flying Scotsman and thereby evade the evil clutches of the moustache twirling agw.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:39 am
justme
fandabidozie !!!
August 20th, 2008 at 8:52 am
morning all
WTF is that pic like?
they are seriously insulting our intelligence now are they not?
August 20th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Hi wtf

I have made a new pic but photobucket wont work at mo, will post it asap
August 20th, 2008 at 9:02 am
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj15/just_meme5/snap.jpg
August 20th, 2008 at 9:03 am
just-me
I think jim is more convincing!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am
lol he so is
August 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am
I think it should be used at the top of the thread lol
August 20th, 2008 at 9:06 am
just_me
do you think the duck from the canal boat was the look out?
August 20th, 2008 at 9:06 am
This looks like somebody with Caucasian, Asian, Black and Aborigine heritage to me with a Marc Bolan wig on.
This one cannot be that hard to find.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:07 am
wtf - oh yes lol
August 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Oh and that eyeliner!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:18 am
THIS KNOB-HEADED FUCK-WIT has not got his facts right AGAIN!!!
Gandolf Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Fukwit, if you must use my expression clown, do spell it correctly……….remember the last time you fuked with Gandold………you got regally fuke……..as I said no evidence, any contradictions on that…..thought not clown….this time TTFN….
M and A
So, who is Gandold? yer old dad ?
…………………………………………………….
I called you a FUCK-WIT a very very very long time ago - and used the expression first. Since then I have continued to call you a Fuck-Wit when I could be arsed!
I have not been ‘regally fuke’ by anybody on Anorak - but least of all you - you Knob-Headed Arse-Hole.
You usually fuck as soon as I reply to you.
Now fuck off and tidy your bedroom up and stop pretending to be all sorts of different Fuck-Wits. One Fuck-Wit is just like any other Fuck-Wit and becomes tedious to all.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:19 am
I think some discredit must also go to the artist. I mean… even I could do better than that!
Do we know who drew it? one of the twins maybe?
August 20th, 2008 at 9:20 am
coolandcalm
yes i think it was, and kate and gerry wripped it out of their colouring book!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:26 am
sorry “ripped”
August 20th, 2008 at 9:28 am
WTF! LOL! Hysterical! Glad the job came sooner than later! X
August 20th, 2008 at 9:29 am
I thought the Fox news channel had it right with their headline this morning “McCann Mania Sweeps Europe”.
Then I read the last paragraph in their report……
“Madeleine vanished on May 3, 2007 from a hotel room in Praia da Luz, Portugal, while on vacation with her family. Her parents had been dining at a restaurant across the street at the time of her disappearance.”
!!!!????!!!!
Well, I suppose you can’t really blame the journo for those slight inaccuracies. After all, not much has been written about this case and it’s not as though any police files were accessible, or anything.
Mand A
Well it was across a road round a swimming pool etc etc look on a PDL map, he’s not wrong
August 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Sorry, forgot the link.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406221,00.html
August 20th, 2008 at 9:33 am
……if anyone wants it…!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Just_me / Brandon
that’s a self portrait I did at 15 - don’t mock I’m crap at drawing

August 20th, 2008 at 9:34 am
coco
thankyou me lovely
great relief i can tell you, you were right! You have so many talents!