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DAILY MIRROR: “Madeleine McCann: Nanny’s new sketch echoes picture of kidnapper”
That’s the picture on the left. For wont of name, we’ll call him Cool.
This is the shadowy figure seen lurking in the bushes outside the flat from where Madeleine McCann vanished. And the woman who confronted the straggly-haired stranger eight months before is convinced he is the same man family friend Jane Tanner spotted carrying a child in pyjamas the night Maddy disappeared.
The man Jane Tanner says she saw is also on the left, for comparison purposes. They could be twins.
Despite telling police, British nanny Margaret Hall was not asked to help with an artist’s impression. Now, thanks to the Daily Mirror, a sketch of his face can be seen for the first time.
The Daily Mirror is on the case. It’s track record is im-pecc-able.
Margaret Hall added: “My description of the man is very similar to that of Jane Tanner’s. He had long hair but it was quite scruffy and straggly looking. He had said ‘no’ in English but he was not English because of his skin colouring. He looked more Portuguese than anything.”
DORSET ECHO: “Rapist gets 13 year sentence”
A FORMER Burger King manager has been sentenced to 13 years in prison after being found guilty of raping a girl and 16 counts of sexual assault over a period of seven years. Ehmad Alguet, 44, of Esmonde Way in Canford Heath, Poole, was found guilty by a majority verdict of 10 to two on each of the 17 counts by the jury at Bournemouth Crown Court yesterday.
And:
He also told the court he had looked at illegal porn sites because he was trying to trace missing toddler Madeleine McCann.
THE GUARDIAN: “Edinburgh festival: When comedians attack - What is the most jaw-dropping example of audience harassment by a comic that you’ve come across?”
Capurro’s show this year is basically a big can of carbonated outrage, shaken vigorously and hurled into the crowd, with jokes about Madeleine McCann, paedophilia and Islam all present and correct.
The Guardian loves Capurro, the try-very-hard comic.
BBC: “Born Yesterday writer at festival”
An author who wrote last summer’s news as a novel and another who went in search of a sporting superstar will appear at the Inverness Book Festival. Gordon Burn covered the Blair-Brown prime ministerial handover, Glasgow Airport attack and the search for Madeline McCann in Born Yesterday.
Madeleine McCann: That’s entertainment…
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August 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
coco Says:
August 21st, 2008 at 7:31 am
I have Mercury in Aquarius, and Uranus in Gemini. This is called ‘mutual reception’ Hey hey! Uranus in Gemini does ask questions about certain pervy sex acts. But let’s move on…………..
into mutual reception? Doesn’t bear thinking about…..
………………………………….
MEEJICIAN! Fabulous! This means that you have intellectual genius with a brilliant and imaginative mind - and I must say - a highly original person. Dare one mention that there may be rather an eccentric air with much idealism as well?
Glad to have met you ……… You are well-placed to give your advice out to the coolandcalm one - without a doubt!
I thought it was rather odd to have that plastered around on here - especially when she’s throwing sermons and analologies out all over the place! lol
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I’m an academic, journo, writer, and populist, as I imagine you are!
So pleased to meet a weirdo like-mind.
How bloody wonderful !
Let’s meet up and have a virtual piss-up while putting the world to rights.
I have Moon in Scorpio, Sun in Aquarius, Asc in Sag - deep, ahead of the game, and funny-gobby.
We’ll get on, brilliantly!!!!
I saw that as soon as I noticed your posts. You’re my kind of poster.
We’re like clever oddballs!
August 21st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Anybuddy get the ahdear you’d heard all this before? I mean, an’ all - sightin’s in India, sightin’s in Europe, sightin’s on Mars.
Still Maddie’s having quite a good time with me an’ Houdini driving the Caddy on the Moon!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:58 am
Bountyhunter Babes Both!
Hi! The Commentariats are gaining ground.
Brown won’t know what has hit him.
Having tea with Cameron next week. He wants to know what makes us tick! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
August 21st, 2008 at 8:43 am
my dearest Prime Minister.
COCO
From your first minister of WARMONGERING, and chief kitten of the realm.
Congratulations on your splendid coup and total routing of the Misery ande Douche Bag party !!!!!!!
I am sorry I was not here to assist you with this, but like all good civil servants and Cabinet Ministers, i saw on Friday night that a ’skirmish’ was starting , so I took off to the Beijing games and observed the war. From a descent distance.
Please accept sincerest apologies and be assured of my utter devotion to your wonderous self and our beloved COMENTARIAT Party.
With all my love CHIEF WARMONGERING MINISTER,
BOUNTYHUNTERXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
PS will be back for duty Mondayish
August 21st, 2008 at 8:24 am
Todays task for the Gandolf’s.
The Green Arrow, hauling the Scarborough Spa Express.
Times and Dates please.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:01 am
Grandma-Mouth Fuck-Wit! I haven’t used your name that many times at all Pervey-Head.
Cocoettes is the name of my band - so you can’t use that Pervo-Virus. Fuck off - I’m busy today.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:44 am
Exercise for the fukwits and windylickers, today my cerebrally challenged ones your task is to present the case for the prosecution, a factual case fukwits, otherwise STFU.
Please also remember that those you accuse do not need to prove anything……..you the prosecution do………….easy,……..but not I think for you lot…….
August 21st, 2008 at 7:37 am
Morning all. Nice and wet today!
Noseycow… have you rethunked? I’m sure you’ll be okay, its only people like Meejician who take it outside the forum and get bitchy!
Meejician… don’t understand your gripe? I’ve been on here since May last year, everyone knows who I am (was outed by some pratt) so its no secret and I’ve only had one prob way back. never given it a thought since and certainly don’t need to tout for business.
writing is my livelihood and I do very well but thanks for the concern anyway.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:36 am
Coco honey, turn me on, some more talk dirty in my here my little Cocoette………..
August 21st, 2008 at 7:34 am
Gandolf! Fuck off and vent one’s spleen on an Islamic site. Have a purge. Whip yourself and ask for forgiveness for being such a sad case.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:34 am
Great news Coco you are now one of Gandolfs Cocoettes, as you have intoned the Magical and Mystical name of Gandolf over 500 times, you are now Cocoette 3,000,007.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:31 am
I have Mercury in Aquarius, and Uranus in Gemini. This is called ‘mutual reception’ Hey hey! Uranus in Gemini does ask questions about certain pervy sex acts. But let’s move on…………..
into mutual reception? Doesn’t bear thinking about…..
………………………………….
MEEJICIAN! Fabulous! This means that you have intellectual genius with a brilliant and imaginative mind - and I must say - a highly original person. Dare one mention that there may be rather an eccentric air with much idealism as well?
Glad to have met you ……… You are well-placed to give your advice out to the coolandcalm one - without a doubt!
I thought it was rather odd to have that plastered around on here - especially when she’s throwing sermons and analologies out all over the place! lol
August 21st, 2008 at 7:29 am
Coco babe lets get it on…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsayLq8VnfM
August 21st, 2008 at 7:15 am
Morning Kittens! Had a major electrical emergency last night and it was like my oxygen had been cut off coz couldn’t get on here!
Mind you - it looks like it was God’s Will that I couldn’t use the pc. I don’t know what any of the preceding comments are about and I’m glad I don’t - coz it looks disturbing and I’m a feeble type.
However …………………… Gandolf Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
As I recollect the fukwit clown had to be put into intensive care by mods, as the clown had a total loss of the plot after crossing swords with Gandolf of the night……….what a total fukwit, and poster of comments that have no place in civilised moral society, definitely a total well named clown, but I do fancy her, it’s the Delilah conundrum……………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5LWwC-cE8
THIS IS BOLLOCKS AND INFECTED KNOB-ENDS!!!
I wouldn’t cross swords with a Fuck-Wit! I would just pierce his spleen with a laser - to purge him of his bile and vileness!
One notes that the Gandolf is still disturbed by writings in the Koran! So why don’t you look it up on the net Gandolf or get yourself down to a popular book-store!
For any poster who gives a flying fuck about this - there are comments on the Taliban Lads Mags thread that are causing perplexity in the spleen and groin area of the perverse Warty Artefact!
It’s really creepy that you fancy somebody like me that spouts filth, puts you down and is generally of feeble mind! Really creepy! Oooooooh!
And don’t be cracking one off whilst reading this - you Fuck-Witted vile creature!
I think that you want to get me banned! And you may succeed …….
NOSEYCOW! COME BACK! DON’T LEAVE A SICK WEAK PERSON LIKE ME WITH THE GANDOLFY TYPES!!!
Mand A
That should have told him Coco; but didn’t you stand him up that time, isn’t that what he’s really beefing on about? and the time before you collapsed in hysterical giggles
August 20th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
‘Misery memoirs’?
Ok, my education has just advanced…
August 20th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
coolandcalm - word to the wise, take this connection OFF your profile, or you could get some nasty Amazon trolling.
It really isn’t a good idea to tell people who you are.
It’s not, as you think, an useful advert - it’s a trollfest alert. There are so many ways they can ‘hit’ you. Please remove this from your profile.
I haven’t ever put my books up for examination - they’ve just been routinely trolled. And the Amazon ‘reviews’ have been organised filth. Don’t do it. It takes ages to sort it out.
One of the books of mine that has been targetted went out of print 20 years ago. That’s how sad these people are. They are pondlife.
xxx
August 20th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
regarding the sketch
every roadie i’ve ever met is now in the frame. also the person who does whoopi goldbergs stunts is looking over his/her shoulder
August 20th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Time to get some sleep.
Night all.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Yup Meeji you’re right. It isn’t about [any of] us.
Like I’ve said it was a drop that made the bucket overflow…
August 20th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Agree with Whoops although this loss of Madeleine fires people up I have lost a good friend who lives locally for daring to have opinions!
August 20th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Nosey - take no notice.
You’re an innocent caught in cross-fire.
This isn’t about you, or any of us. It’s about backstage chaos.
That’s how this thing works. It’s n0t about us. Really.
We’re just the players. It’s not this forum - they all work the same way. It’s the Internet.
xxx
August 20th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
coolandcalm
hey!
Been in this business for over 30 years. Just clicked on your clicky, and it went under the radar. Like no noise at all. And I was reviews’ editor for a woman’s weekly mag which reviewed any old trollopes. But they had to hit in the 100,000 region in Amazon.
I wish you well.
No note of sarcasm detected, I hope?
xx
August 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
All-I think if nothing else-Madeleine has allowed a lot of people here to become friends-Let’s not spoil that. It may be her legacy.
Time for bed.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
5:45 Abraham Zuder-Hoover is where you left it-in the box it came in-I’m assuming you’re a man!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Nosey
I agree with whoops. Emotions are still running high from yesterday.
I think you need to take a step back and probably have a break. A situation usually looks a lot different after a few days away.
Saying that, I will miss you if you go.
BTW - Am I still on for re-arranging your cupboards?
August 20th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I bet Ian’s had the day of his life
August 20th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Or even…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ozCz3EE9Ds&feature=related
August 20th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Noseycow…Hmmm. Whoops is not happy. I think whatever happened last night is ricocheting . 3 As will be laughing in our faces. Sleep on it…and I think AGW should too. But I’d never dare say that.
Speak soon
xxxx
August 20th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Nosey don’t cry. Listen to the music.
Music allways works fine with me.
Makes me cry and also makes me laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA9o2cx413M
August 20th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
whoops
I’ve seen the most farfetched theories over here. Was fun to watch even [sometimes].
Were you around when Stevo and Thea [and a few others, me and names, ughh] had this heated discussion about the Huelva theorie?
August 20th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Noseycow-get back here now-I’d do a stern face but I can’t-can you help me?