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Gary Glitter’s Gonna Get You

gary-glitter Gary Glitters Gonna Get YouGARY Glitter is gonna get you. He’s gonna get you in Vietnam. He’s gonna get you in Thailand. He’s gonna get you in Hong Kong.

And when he comes back to the UK, he’s gonna get you here, too.

“NOWHERE TO RUN,” says the Mirror’s front-page headline.

Not Glitter. You.

There’s a picture of the revolting Glitter and news that he’s been “shut out of Hong Kong”. On the Mirror’s website, readers learn “Gary Glitter flies to Hong Kong from Thailand”.

Glitter is in Hong Kong. Glitter is not in Hong Kong.

Where’s Gary? Can you see him coming? He’s coming to get you. Where? Who knows. When? Can’t say.

But best stay indoors and be good children.

Best shut the door and sloe the windows. Best be good little boys and girls…

  1. 1 willo Says:

    Is there an arrival date for him? His release date ran away.

  2. 2 David Gerard Says:

    They could send him to the moon … but even they don’t want him. http://notnews.today.com/2008/08/21/gary-glitter-deported-from-solar-system/

  3. 3 dairy Says:

    couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

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