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Gordon Brown’s Olympic Vision

gordon_brown_resigns_leadership Gordon Browns Olympic Vision

EVEYONE wins at the Olympics. Reports the Mirror:

Gordon Brown said yesterday Britain’s Olympic heroes had inspired him to fight on and win the next election.

(Picture: Beau Bo D’Or Wesbite)

Is Gordon using his personal trainer to get him fit enough to do away with voting and make it to straight foot race between he and Cameron?

Brown may have some change of success. But what chances Cameron will prefer a cycling contest?
Brown may be for the high jump yet…

  1. 1 June Says:

    Loo roll and newspaper….inheriting Blairs legacy would leave me a bit in need of such a choice too

  2. 2 John Blake Says:

    Gordon, the supermarkets simply don’t have enough toilet rolls to wipe-up all the shit that NuLabour has thrown at the British people during the last ten years.

  3. 3 chenier Says:

    I’m wondering whether GB’s speech writers realise that our Olympic heroes include ladies with pink skipping ropes being rhythmical.

    The thought of him in a diamante encrusted body suit really isn’t doing it for me…

  4. 4 John Blake Says:

    I told you that vindaloo would set your arse on fire……..you didn’t listen,did you?

  5. 5 chenier Says:

    Vindaloos, Portaloos, what does it matter as long as he loves his party…

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