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Big Brother: The Hardest Working Breasts In Showbiz

BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…

BIG Brother news and news that “NICOLE: BOOBS WILL MAKE ME £MILLION”.

Nicole Cammack’s boobs have some way to be the hardest working breasts in showbusiness, that title being shared by Jordans, but they are not without drive and ambition.

Says the Star:

Blonde Nicole… is at the centre of a massive bidding war as firms line up to offer her £1million to flash her huge treasure chest. Firms like Marks & Spencers, ICI and BP? What other companies have a million pounds of lash out on Nicole’s chest?

Look out for Nicole’s breasts appearing at a petrol station near you, or on a packet of prescription medication…

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    Probably not M&S; have you forgotten the outrageous practise instituted of charging extra for bigger bras?

    In future all M&S bras will be modelled on 30AA ladies to enable the lower price to be displayed…

  2. 2 June Says:

    So ‘I pay more for M&S’ could mean ‘I go to Janet Reger’

  3. 3 dairy Says:

    I don’t know who’s the bigger tit - Nicole or her obnoxious boyfriend Rex….

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