Madeleine McCann: Rose Ron, Murder And Portugal’s Bermuda Triangle For Missing Kids
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
SKY NEWS: “Tragic Case Of Israel’s Madeleine”
One day on from the news of Israel’s “our Maddie”, Sky news leads with “Israel’s our Maddie”. As Anorak readers know Israel’s our Maddie is called Rose Ron. Sky News - First for breaking news…
Rose Ron is missing. Rose Ron was missing:
No-one seemed to really notice until her grandfather walked into a Tel Aviv police station two weeks ago and confessed to her murder.
No-one? Subtext: Sky News didn’t notice.
Recounting his actions, Ronny Ron told police he got angry with Rose during a car journey and hit her. After he struck her and did not hear any sounds he realised she was dead. In his panic, he claims to have stuffed her body into a suitcase and thrown it into a river. Speaking in court, he called her death a ‘tragic mistake’.
So Israel’s Maddie is similar to our Maddie because..? And do bear in mind that none of our Maddie’s family members are accused of any hand in her disappearance. Indeed, Kate and Gerry McCann have been cleared. so too has Robert Murat. Sky commented on him…
“I have handled many investigations,” said the Israeli district police commander on Israeli radio. “But I can not recall a single other investigation that turned all our stomachs, that all of us come out of the investigation briefings with tears in their eyes.”
No, not our Maddie, but their Maddie…
THE TIMES: “The sad life and death of Rose, Israel’s Madeleine McCann”
You know, the French girl called Rose Ron..?
Rose, the little girl with haunted blue eyes and ashy blonde hair has been called the Israeli Madeleine McCann.
Yeah, blonde. Well, blonde-ish. Not as blonde as our Maddie, the original Maddie. But then she is a foreigner…
THE SUN: “Party Brit’s girl taken into care”
The Sun’s VERONICA LORRAINE is in Portimao, Portugal. She needs a story quick. She finds one, sort of:
A GIRL of eight was taken into care after her British mum went partying and left her alone in their holiday apartment — a few miles from where Madeleine McCann was snatched.
Jeeze! Just think what could have happened… Remember them?
Portimao is less than 25 miles from Praia da Luz, where Maddie vanished in May last year just before her fourth birthday.
Praia da Luz is the Bermuda Triangle for missing kidz. Fact!
The Sun understands the mum had been urged by a doctor to avoid drink on holiday as she was on medication to combat alcohol-related problems and depression.
How very understanding…
But she ignored the advice, went out boozing and ended up needing hospital treatment.
Some people. Tsk!
Police handed her frightened daughter to a temporary care home in Faro. After being assessed there she was transferred to a children’s home in nearby Loule.
A Portuguese children’s home…. Noooooo!
Madeleine McCann: Accept no substitute…
August 27th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Fistr?
August 27th, 2008 at 7:59 am
August 27th, 2008 at 7:53 am
coco, make sure your patents and copyrights are submarine hatch tight.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7583328.stm
August 27th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Morning Saul.
I was on the wrong thread.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:06 am
By this point posters will have grasped that Chenier is not a morning person.
I may have a functioning brain by noon, but if Saul is quoting Rocky then I’m out of here.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:10 am
I can picture Amaral running up the “Rocky” steps.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Oh and by the way, haven’t the parents of these kids with dirty blonde hair heard of Vosene?
August 27th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Come on c——r, or do I have to get the frozen chicken?
Get up, you know you want to.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Saul, that’s good.
We could have Sylvester Stallone playing Amaral with a heavy product placement of Vosene so whenever he gets knocked out he can have an emergency shampoo and set…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:16 am
This is for Gandolf and Garth. Sob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc
August 27th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Once the bandwagon is rolling we can ditch those mugs at Vosene for Head and Shoulders.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:20 am
I’m pretty sure that it takes more than a frozen chicken to prise me from the duvet currently wrapped around me.
I’ve mastered the typing with one hand bit.
Did I ever tell you about the bastard who stole the frozen chicken from a party at my flat in 1972?
I still haven’t nailed him, but I’m hoping the improvements in forensic science will one day bring justice…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Saul,
I’m deeply shocked by your willingness to sell out our ground floor investors for some filthy lucre.
My motto is we sell out our ground floor investors for some clean lucre.
Can we do Springtime for Hitler in Moscow?
August 27th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Max Bialystok would already be negotiating with Timotei
August 27th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Timotei!
I’m awestruck!
Has Amaral got enough hair to star in a shampoo product placement movie?
August 27th, 2008 at 8:31 am
And for the rest of you apart from Cheryl, Maria, Pam etc etc:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEJxiHFkDjo&feature=related
August 27th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Watch the family.
Follow the money.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Had me worried there for a moment, Gailen.
Thought it might be a different kind of rabbit…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Who cares, just get the money rolling in. We can seek advice on hair replacemnt from Shane Warne.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Pertermac
We are following the money.
Saul has hired Max Bialystok!
August 27th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Shane Warne is going to be our spin doctor.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Well, he’s definitely got hair.
Are you suggesting its not his own?
This cricket stuff is all greek to me.
I still hold a grudge about my driving test…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Now that I have successfully dragged you from your scratcher c——r, it only remains for you to have Sausage Bacon and Egg, to complete your transformation into a morning person.
About Warney’s hair. Ask Austin Healey.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Well, he’s a lot prettier than Clarrie, but that’s not hard.
And provided he promises not to wear pink I’m game!
Though not for cricket, obviously…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Saul
The mere thought of the Full English is enough to put me off waking before midday for a decade or so.
We insomniacs have our pride.
Note the amazingly clever way I avoided saying sausage there…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I can’t ask austen Healey.
It’s a car.
It doesn’t talk.
I will concede I am not overly familiar with am, apart from when it is early hours of am, but even I know cars don’t spend the morning rabitting away and then shut up just because noon has struck…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Steady on, I’m still seeing a counsellor after the last S——-ge episode
August 27th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Saul
The s…..e!
You Bastard!
is, of course the finest mathematician on the Disc, and bears no resemblance to your good self.
I hear they imported specialist camels for the off-shore rigs but it was not a success…
August 27th, 2008 at 9:04 am
They just had the one Camel, walking in single file.
Now that you are wide awake I must get back to work. Catch you later.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Saul,
You are all heart…
August 27th, 2008 at 9:31 am
chenier Says:
August 27th, 2008 at 8:23 am
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Can we do Springtime for Hitler in Moscow?
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Chenier! You nearly had me choking on my morning coffee! I love that film, The Producers.
Guess I have to go to Forums to try and find out what shampoo has to do with the thread’s subject