Heir Apparent: Sun Stops Publication Of Intimate Prince William And Middleton Shots
TOP news for all you royal enthusiasts that Prince William has NOT tried on all uniforms the country has to offer.
In “SEXY KATE AND WILLS SNAPS STOLEN”, the Sun reports on “intimate” photographs of Prince Wills and his fragrant lover Kate Middleton.
The Sun says the pictures show the couple relaxing on a yacht in the Caribbean (surely hard at work as ambassadors for the country? – Ed), and more.
Rumours abound that in one shot Wills is dressed as a circus ringmaster and Kate as a lion into whose gaping maw the heir will lower himself.
But now “thanks to The Sun”, which refused to pay £50,000 for the snaps, we will not see the images.
We will not see Wills dip into a pool dressed in the panoply of the department store beautician, nor getting up to larks as dressed in a pair of black Comfi-Slax, smart white shirt and waistcoat he serves drinks to an unsuspecting Kate.
And no shots will be published of Wills marking the 11th year of his mother’s elevation to the fabled Sixth Floor at Harvey Nichols department store by nipping in the back entrance dressed as a Harrod’s doorman…
September 1st, 2008 at 8:59 am
I’m so pleased to see Anorak doing the ‘Diana on the sixth floor of Harvey Nicks’ again. Especially as you have also recently brought up the Mail’s obsession with all of us dying of assorted ills. Brilliant!
That was when I loved Anorak best! Keep it coming………..
September 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am
Thanks.
Can’t wait for the new site…
September 1st, 2008 at 10:25 am
Reminds me of the old joke about the soldier who won a medal for saving a woman from a fate worse than death….
September 1st, 2008 at 2:45 pm
give it 24 hours and they’ll be on YouTube anyway….