“I’M a human being not a number.”
So says contestant Ariel Burdett on Simon Cowell’s List, a Holocaust-themed talent show in which the inmates vie for the capo’s affections and to play in the big finale at the lager’s fun day.
Not really. This is X Factor, a contest in which blonde persons compete with those of darker hair for the affections of a cynical Cowell and his two painted female midgets.
Also on the show is one Alan Turner, the Sun’s “FIBBER”.
Turner is a professional signer with a booking agent, which, apparently, means he is barred from the X Factor.
He is also said to have said that he grow up in a foster home, so ensuing the sympathy vote.
Turner may have been about to tell us about the time he contracted TB saving a paraplegic’s baby chocolate Labrador from a disused and flooded mine shaft, but his dad said he son was talking rubbish.
That’s the X-Factor. It’s XXXX…
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September 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
yep, dreadful dreads and a serious attitude problem - how to make people take an instant dislike to you….!
September 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
the one with the dreadful dreads ? she reminded me of natalie casey, spoke just like her.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:14 am
Of course it’s rubbish; it was a kitten who had gone AWOL at the Visitors’ Centre at Sellafield who was plucked in the nick of time by Turner from certain annihilation in the Enhanced Actinide Removal Plant..