Amy Winehouse Injured Training For 2012 Olympics Drugs Marathon
HATS off to Amy Winehouse who has prepared for the London 2012 Drugs Olympics with what the Sun is calling a “POT MARATHON”.
And that’s not all.
Amy may well take the Modern Pentathlon gold spoon in 2012 as she also binges on crystal meth.
A “close pal” tells us that last year Winehouse took cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.
But she overdid the training and is said to have suffered an overdose.
Winehouse is no quitter and recovered to embark on her hash marathon – 36 hours!
If Amy can develop a taste for EPO and other steroids, gold will surely be ours….
September 1st, 2008 at 10:22 am
Bugger it, Anorak, I’ve only just discovered what a BMX is and you introduce another acronym?
Yours, disgusted, Tunbridge Wells…
September 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
she’d be a whiz at the high jump…..
September 1st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
..or how about synchronised overdosing with Blaaaaaake??
September 1st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
or the marathon - last one to drop unconscious wins the golden bong….?
September 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Balance bin? Uneven parallel lives? Bore exercises? Cement vault?
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