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Pete Doherty’s One Hand Clapped In Austria

porno-pete-doherty Pete Dohertys One Hand Clapped In AustriaPETE Doherty is in Bettina Aichbauer’s farmhouse in Austria.

No, no, Doherty has not gone missing, and there is no strange smell wafting up from the cellar.

But there is a smell.

Doherty is said to have been on “bender”, by the Sun. An ambulance is called. Doherty is revived. His ghostly parlour restored to full vigour, he plays the porn cinema in Graz.

The audience goes wild, mumbling for Doherty to sit down so they can see the show, and clapping their hands wildly in their trouser pockets…

  1. 1 dairy Says:

    …waste of space…

  2. 2 The Original Stan Says:

    agreed..

    nothing charming about an ugly annoying little junkie!

  3. 3 misha Says:

    he’s extremely charming and an inspiration to many
    he may be on drugs but that’s no reason to hate him - he’s achieved more already than most people could dream of achieving in a life time.

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