Big Brother: Mario And Lisa’s Reality TV Show
THERE’S an “orgy of sex and bullying” on Big Brother.
So says the Daily Star, which leads with a picture of Big Brother Jen standing boso-a-boso with Big Brother’s Steph.
But before the tag-team-bitchiness and bosoming can begin, news is that Lisa and Mario are to get their own reality TV show, an PG (Please God)-rated version of the Test Card.
Says Mario: “I think we are such a mad couple we would be interesting to watch.”
They say only the mad think they are sane, which makers Mario very sane, horribly so.
Says Lisa: “I would love to do my own fitness video.”
And thanks to the boom in home recoding equipment, she can.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
And so can Mario, once we get him recoded. At the moment he’s clear favourite in the Darwin Award Stakes, for all the wrong reasons.
Survival of the fittest…
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
…survival of the most orange…..