Dail Wail: Cancer Jabs, Pet Killers And Death By Caesarean
THE Daily Mail searches horro stories, medical reports and research notes for news, and finally its quest bears dividends:
“Hidden danger for cats and dogs in this soggy summer” – Snails are booming. Snails have never had it so good. Snails can carry a parasite that if ingested by cats or dogs will make them poorly, so too the snail…
“Schools ‘don’t have enough nurses to give cancer jabs’” – Nurses are giving our children cancer? Foreign nurses?
“What are the hidden dangers in a Caesarean?” – Missing EastEnders? The drugs not working? The drugs working too well? Being called lazy?
“A cruel disease is paralysing my son. Worse, no one can tell me what it is - or if it’ll kill him”
Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Very good Dairy!
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
…or if you weren’t feeling so ill, perhaps…??
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I went to my GP a few years ago ago to ask about something that sounded really helpful to me and he leaned back, sighed and said ‘have you been reading the Mail again?’
I lurve their health pages… I could so easily be a hypochondriac if I had the time.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Thank you, Anokra.
Well, that’s really brightened my day.
Now, who can I share this with?
Once I’ve fished the Heckler & Koch MP5 out from under the Offspring’s bed…