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David Beckham’s Nutrition Advice For The Painfully Thin

posh-spice-marc-jacobs-150x150 David Beckhams Nutrition Advice For The Painfully ThinWHO is David Beckham talking about as he writes in the Mirror:

David Beckham Soccer Aid exclusive: You can help us tackle hunger

Who is us?

One of the nurses explained that [insert name] had been on a diet of specially fortified milk for the last two months… The nurse said she had already put on a kilo in weight and would hopefully soon be well enough to go home.

Who is she?

It’s can’t be her Poshness. She loves food. Just loves it.

Must be UNICEF, which seek to bring nutrition aide and advice to the poor, deserving but not the stick-then rich….

  1. 1 Grande Finale Says:

    Testing :shock:

  2. 2 randie-by-name Says:

    Does Bailey’s Irish Cream qualify as fortified milk then?

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