Amy Winehouse Does The Credit Crunch: Heroin Better Than Whiskey
AMY Winehouse is beating the credit Crunch by buying 48 bottles of Jack Daniels whiskey.
The Sun says organisers of the Bestival were “Stunned” that Amy ordered two cases of the beverage.
Bestival is, we learn, staged on the Isle of White, and the fear is surely that with oil prices surging, the ferry company or airline transporting Winehouse will go bust and Amy will be trapped forever on the rock.
The Sun solicits “a source” to say: “Whiskey is better than heroin – but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”
Indeed, Old Mr Anorak assures us that heroin beats whiskey hands down. Given the option of 48 bottles of imported booze or a bag of good quality British smack, Sun readers can now make more informed choice.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Once more the Sun displays its contempt for proud British traditions; why Jack Daniels?
Are our whiskeys so poor that we have to import it from Tennessee?
I think not!
Admittedly Laguvulin would probably finish the poor girl off, but at least she’d die happy…
September 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I think at the moment even Clan Dew would finish her off. Perhaps she’s going to secrete it within her baffling beehive and smuggle it in to her jailbird hubby so he can finally stop doing special favours for Big Ernie on D wing?.
September 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Herion. You read about it first on anorak.co.uk.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Is there a ratio here?
I was wondering if anyone had run any tests to see how much heroin is better or worse than how much Jack Daniels?
I’d be happy to accept a goverment grant for the Jack part of the project.
Science in action!