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Madeleine McCann: UK Cops Get Their Man, Morocco And Anorak PI

kiszko-300x270 Madeleine McCann: UK Cops Get Their Man, Morocco And Anorak PI MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

SUNDAY PEOPLE: “McCanns: UK cops would have found our Maddie”

The British cops always their man, or a man. It might not be the right man, but they always get a man – well, nearly always.

Madeleine McCann might have been found by now if she had vanished in Britain, her parents insist. Kate and Gerry said cops here have more experience of tracing kidnap victims than Portuguese police.

Here’s what “heart expert” Gerry said:

“I don’t have any doubt it would have been different if Madeleine had disappeared in a British city.”

Are their tapas bars in Leicester?

GLASGOW SUNDAY MAIL: “Cops Failed Us - Mccanns Slam Maddie Hunt Detectives”

Says Gerry McCann:

“Morocco is a good example of what went wrong with the investigation.”

Morocco, where Metodo 3 went looking for our Maddie?

“A sighting was reported at a garage near Marrakech and it was said there were cameras at the petrol pump. Inspectors concluded there weren’t. There were in the shop. When police returned the tape was recorded over.”

That a fact?

MAIL ON SUNDAY: “I’ll fund the McCanns until they find Maddie, vows double-glazing tycoon Kennedy”

Double-glazing magnate Brian Kennedy, 48, said he would use his estimated £450million fortune to back the couple as long as Madeleine remained missing.

Anorak is pleased to announce the foundation of Anorak PI – Call us on 0800 CASH COW – NOW!

Madeleine’s Fund is already paying investigators Metodo 3, Control Risks, Oakley International and an unnamed fourth company.

Have they found here? No. No. And no. Call us…

  1. 1 Rasputin Says:

    Good morning , still no evidence.

  2. 2 Rasputin Says:

    Or even any evidence.

  3. 3 Rasputin Says:

    Or even any corroborated evidence.

  4. 4 Rasputin Says:

    Or even any suspects.

  5. 5 Rasputin Says:

    Or even any arrests.

  6. 6 Rasputin Says:

    Or even any sign of an English edition of Amaral’s book.

  7. 7 doris Says:

    NO EVIDENCE OF ABDUCTION - NO FUCKER ABDUCTED HER !

  8. 8 Rasputin Says:

    Wonder how many posters have signed up for clueless’s fax.

  9. 9 Rasputin Says:

    Are you unwell Doris, perhaps a gag would help.

  10. 10 jemina Says:

    i dont know there is something fishy about this story
    there is a load of questions to be asked
    why didn’t they allow a baby sitter?
    if she is kidnapped why did the kidnapper only choose her?
    and if the news has kept fresh in everyones mind why isnt she found?
    dosent she atleast know the look of her parents if she watches the news in morocco if she is dead

  11. 11 coolandcalm Says:

    Morning Rasputin.
    I see you’re still fighting the good fight! Keep it up. I’ve not been around for a few days so have missed much. or not. ;)

  12. 12 Rasputin Says:

    Incidentally Doris, it does not say anywhere that there is no evidence of abduction, indeed the Evora judgement states it as one of the possibilities under investigation, please refrain from making unfounded statements, thank you, facts at all times.

    Mids and Admin

    The Portuguese have shelved the case as there is no evidence of any crime committed - abduction is a crime is it not?

  13. 13 Rasputin Says:

    There is no fight CC, the antis have no case, hasn’t the AG told them so, their squirming is a thing to behold.

  14. 14 coolandcalm Says:

    Mids and Admin… I think they said there was no evidence of a crime being committed by any of the three arguidos.

    I’ll find the statement by the AG unless Rasputin has it?

  15. 15 coolandcalm Says:

    here you are…… (Associated Press) )

    “In an order issued today, … the investigation into the disappearance of the minor Madeleine McCann has been halted because no evidence was discovered of any crime committed by the suspects,”

  16. 16 June Says:

    For those who claim how helpful the UK Police can be -

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2696009/Julie-Ward-murder-probe-obstructed-by-UK-police-says-report.html

  17. 17 Anorak Says:

    How many detectives does it take not to find a missing child?

  18. 18 Rasputin Says:

    Rasputin Says:

    September 7th, 2008 at 9:09 am
    Incidentally Doris, it does not say anywhere that there is no evidence of abduction, indeed the Evora judgement states it as one of the possibilities under investigation, please refrain from making unfounded statements, thank you, facts at all times.

    Mids and Admin

    The Portuguese have shelved the case as there is no evidence of any crime committed - abduction is a crime is it not?

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    The Elvora judgement is self explanatory, The AG said any crime by the three arguidos, very different.

  19. 19 doris Says:

    NO EVIDENCE OF ABDUCTION RASPCRETIN , SLOWLY SLOWLY CATCHY MONKEY . WAIT AND SEE , WE HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME , A LITTLE LONGER WONT MATTER SO LONG AS MADELEINE GETS JUSTICE , HER ROTTEN PARENTS SHOULD HELP HURRY IT ALONG BY TELLING THE TRUTH NOW , THAT WOULD BE NICE OF THEM

  20. 20 doris Says:

    AH BUT WE MUSTNT FORGET THEY SAID FIND THE BODY

  21. 21 Châtelaine Says:

    PETERMAC, are you around? Good morning.

    Some, notably Rasputing and Coolandcalm keep pushing: ”

    “In an order issued today, … the investigation into the disappearance of the minor Madeleine McCann has been halted because no evidence was discovered of any crime committed by the suspects,”

    Now, if I remember correctly you mentioned some time ago that this phrase is often succeeded by the text “we are presently not looking at other suspects”. Correct?

  22. 22 coolandcalm Says:

    Morning Chatelaine… the whole AG statement is online……. the addition that PeterMac mentioned is often used in UK but was not used in this case.

  23. 23 Châtelaine Says:

    MARIE N, are you around? Bonjour.

    I’m still lingering a bit on the very strange “Rachael Mampilly sa belle-mère” … Belle-mère in French is one word with 2 meanings: mother-in-law AND STEPMOTHER. Just a wild guess: has Rachael been married to a Mr. O’Brien or a Mr. Tanner before marrying Oldfield?

  24. 24 Châtelaine Says:

    coolandcalm Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 9:35 am
    Morning Chatelaine… the whole AG statement is online……. the addition that PeterMac mentioned is often used in UK but was not used in this case.
    ****
    As I understood it the phrase is a euphemism for “they did it but we cannot proof it”.

  25. 25 Rasputin Says:

    Nicked this, http://www.the-news.net/cgi-bin/google.pl?id=971-2

    How enlightening, woof! woof!

  26. 26 Rasputin Says:

    doris Says:

    September 7th, 2008 at 9:28 am
    AH BUT WE MUSTNT FORGET THEY SAID FIND THE BODY

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Really ? can you shout out one of your famous links, PMSL.

  27. 27 doris Says:

    ITS ON YOU TUBE , FROM NEWS CHANNELS STRAIGHT FROM HORSES MOUTH GO AND WASTE YOUR TIME LOOKING AND YOU WILL FIND IT . I AM NOT A LIAR ITS MCCONNS OWN WORDS. YOU CAN GO ON ALL YOU LIKE AND I SHALL JUST WAIT AS I KNOW WHAT IS COMING ,

  28. 28 Matt. Says:

    Thanks to the released May 4th statements, MO and R O’B are now quite firmly
    in my personal suspect list as being the “helpers”.

  29. 29 doris Says:

    WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND IT COME BACK HERE AND TELL US WHAT THE NEXT SENTENCE SAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 30 Rasputin Says:

    It says Doris is unwell and does not know how to turn CAPS off, lol.

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