Madeleine McCann: UK Cops Get Their Man, Morocco And Anorak PI
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
SUNDAY PEOPLE: “McCanns: UK cops would have found our Maddie”
The British cops always their man, or a man. It might not be the right man, but they always get a man – well, nearly always.
Madeleine McCann might have been found by now if she had vanished in Britain, her parents insist. Kate and Gerry said cops here have more experience of tracing kidnap victims than Portuguese police.
Here’s what “heart expert” Gerry said:
“I don’t have any doubt it would have been different if Madeleine had disappeared in a British city.”
Are their tapas bars in Leicester?
GLASGOW SUNDAY MAIL: “Cops Failed Us - Mccanns Slam Maddie Hunt Detectives”
Says Gerry McCann:
“Morocco is a good example of what went wrong with the investigation.”
Morocco, where Metodo 3 went looking for our Maddie?
“A sighting was reported at a garage near Marrakech and it was said there were cameras at the petrol pump. Inspectors concluded there weren’t. There were in the shop. When police returned the tape was recorded over.”
That a fact?
MAIL ON SUNDAY: “I’ll fund the McCanns until they find Maddie, vows double-glazing tycoon Kennedy”
Double-glazing magnate Brian Kennedy, 48, said he would use his estimated £450million fortune to back the couple as long as Madeleine remained missing.
Anorak is pleased to announce the foundation of Anorak PI – Call us on 0800 CASH COW – NOW!
Madeleine’s Fund is already paying investigators Metodo 3, Control Risks, Oakley International and an unnamed fourth company.
Have they found here? No. No. And no. Call us…
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September 8th, 2008 at 7:31 am
The Bonne Batty Botty Boys. Still polishing helmets.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:29 am
SAUL! Good Morning! No. The Batty Botty Boys are probably swapping ‘briefs’ again.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:27 am
CLEARANCE! CLEARANCE! Where are you Clearance?
What say you to the disturbed and unwashed?
As Kenny Rogers would have said - ‘You picked a fine to leave ……..’
The public is becoming agitated at the information being drip-fed by The Files.
And where are you? Why are you not placating us and making it all go away again?
Did you laugh as much as I did at the Clannies chosen venue? - For the same reasons? Who picked that gaff then? Tee hee!
September 8th, 2008 at 7:25 am
No sign of Reacharound Rasputin and the Willy Watcher this morning?
September 8th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Willo! Are you amused at the fact that out of all the place in all the World that the Clan members could have an interview at - that they chose the Court house.
I thought that the Press would have a field day with this - but alas - nothing - as usual!
Very, very scary for an unwell person like myself to understand.
Is this the end of the World - as we know it?
September 8th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Guten Morgen Willo! My feeble haddled brain is most concerned that somebody who had never met the Clan before M disappeared would be so ……………. errrrrrrr …………generous.
What a Saintly person he must be.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Morning all on this soggy Autumnal morning.
acutally Willo, that isn’t exactly what Kennedy said but then blogs aren’t newsdesks so we can’t expect accuracy from them.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:45 am
According to the British media, the multimillionaire Brian Kennedy is ready to finance Kate and Gerry McCann for the rest of his life, putting at the couple’s disposal the entirety of his personal fortune, estimated at more than £450 million.
actual source : News from my big desk, Who quoted source http://sosmaddie.dhblogs.be/
So no doubt the fund will be wound up with all monies given to other lost children charities and Kate and Gerry can really get looking. No monetary restraints.
It’s another strange twist of lemming.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Sorry! …….. And the Medical World says, - ‘Well Political World - I think we should go into partnership and build hospitals with you - with mostly your money!’
‘Then you must give us carte-blanche to do what the fuck we want with all the people and our drugs ……… and errrrrr radiation, GM crops and errrrrrr ……. cloning and making robots’.
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Gordie Bruney! May I pay an MP to ask a question about the Clann at Prime Minister’s Question Time please? Or has that been clamped down on these days as well? lol
September 8th, 2008 at 6:10 am
I am quite concerned about all this faking, fakery and fakedness.
The delightful doggies. Eddie and Keela are sat on the sofa with me right now.
They are really fed-up! Eddie has just sworn an oath on my Great-Aunt’s Bible that neither he nor Keela have ever demonstrated a false positive for at least TWO HUNDRED cases! Crumbs!
I have just wiped Keela’s eyes again - she is so upset and cannot stop crying.
Eddie has just said that he is backing Amaral 100% if he decides to sue the Clannies for saying that he has been disgraceful in his conduct of the case.
Keela has just piped up that she could smell Amaral across the seas -the moment he got a publisher.
She said that she could smell his relief and smugness! - Because Amaral knows that the Clannnies don’t want to sue him - because the whole case will have to be on display for the entire World - and the UK government and the Establishmentites will be very disturbed - and errrrr - questions will be asked at Westminster.
I have not kept up with the news this year - Is it true that Gordie Bruney is already having a spot of bother here and there?
Crumbs!
The Super-Duper New Labour Party - as branded by the great Middle Eastern Rectifier TB himself - when he first came to power - is in the proverbial sh*t apparently - according to Eddie and Keela.
Eddie is a bit of a political animal I think - because he has just said that he is concerned about the two Worlds colliding - you know - those two Worlds - Medicine and Politics - The one where the Medical World says ‘People will always get sick and need drugs and hospitals’ - and the Political World says - ‘But how the fuck will we ever afford to give this out to the people?’
And the Medical W
September 8th, 2008 at 5:13 am
DORIS! Happy Birthday to you! Many Happy and Happier Returns. May all your dreams and aspirations come true as soon as possible.
May your little mite have a rapid and full recovery. Don’t leave us now that we have found you! XXXX
September 8th, 2008 at 5:10 am
CHERYL KITTEN! I have dumped Robert de Niro - publicly - on the other thread.
Get me a Matt Damon look-a-like as soon as possible.
I hope the floods have subsided and you are a free to get out of the house. Where I am in the UK has just been very very wet and I have lost every petal off all my lovely roses - so not that much to complain about really.
Swings and roundabouts really - because the apples and pears have swelled superbly and my trees look like a scene from Narnia. X
September 8th, 2008 at 3:19 am
Doris,
I’m so sorry, but the only cure for colic is age. She will grow out of it soon, but it can be nightmarish in the meantime. Swaddle her very snugly and try and recline with her on your shoulder, bouncing a bit, but don’t count on it working most of the time–only when she’s truly exhausted. If you’re coming unhinged, hire a sitter or ask in a friend or relative for a night. Sleep deprivation is a dangerous thing.
If it’s all left to you, sign up for Myspace and play Scrabble with me. I’m time zones away, and someone else will be up to talk to before I go to sleep!
September 8th, 2008 at 2:57 am
doris Says:
September 7th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
val ! seriousely come here and watch , she has those bottles with thing in middle and everyone said try infacol , no good , doc said gaviscon , no good ! rocking walking nutter me !
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Doris, did the Doctor check your wee one for Reflux? She sounds like my friend’s baby was and then the doctor checked for Reflux and gave her proper medicine for her.
Also, when one of my boys was a small baby he kept crying and gas all the time - it turns out he couldn’t handle the formula and we had to order special formula. Also if there is Iron in the formula you are giving her that could do it also, Doris.
My sympathies, Doris, I remember walking the floor for 4 months and at times ready to cry with the baby!
September 8th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Chatelaine - re your post:
“Maybe a bit late but just in case there’s a next time: massage the inner side of his thighs and the inner part of his knees. Put some pressure in the sides of his knees [between the bones].He will release more wind then you can imagine”
I thought you were referring to an interview with GM !!! I was about to say “Never!! there couldnt possibly be any more wind (or even hot air) could there!!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Karen
Your post is a bit cryptic, it”s late and I”m off to the land of nod, speak to you again.
Goodnight to you sam and Maravilha
September 8th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Val
Background? Gerry? Only if Kate tethers him (you can all make your own jokes here……..
).
September 8th, 2008 at 12:21 am
good night all. sleep well.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am
maravilha, how is he improving ?
September 8th, 2008 at 12:13 am
The Real Stig
If you are lurking, Perth is very beautiful, the nearest I got to it was a book my son
brought back with illustrations!!!!!!!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:11 am
it is your birthday now doris ? happy birthday.
poor maravilha has still got hiccups.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Maravilha
Are you posting the alphabet letter by letter? lol
September 8th, 2008 at 12:08 am
On a interview(I forgot where), Gerry spoke about Smith(the Irish) who saw a man
carrying a child.
I must say Gerry is really improuving!!!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:08 am
fennel tea is okay, check it out yourself on google or similar. i used to have it all the time for my children, i used teabags, nothing complicated, do not use essential oils or the like, just ordinarary fennel tea bags and water. i used to add it to the bottles actually.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Karen
Hi there, how are you?
Amaral said that if they say they think Madeleine is dead, the fund would have to close down. When you see them on T.V. you wonder at their arrogance. I don”t think they
will have the nerve to ask for more donations, but with their book apparently ready
for publication they will make a fortune. They should retreat into the background now, use their own money if they want to continue searching and and stop the spin.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:04 am
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September 8th, 2008 at 12:04 am
bloody hell , first and last !
September 8th, 2008 at 12:03 am
its my birthday , now i am first ?
September 8th, 2008 at 12:01 am
val , she has had full examination at hospital , and what you said it was what i thought , like a twisted or blocked intestine , but they said she was ok !!!!!!! thank you for all your kind help though ! x
September 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
doris
Maybe you should ask for an X-ray or something, it may not be colic. At such a tender age it does seem strange if she is suffering so much. I would certainly be inclined to
ask for some other treatment, could be an obstruction in the intestines.
September 7th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
karen , no they are no way wracked by guilt , they are thick and thick skinned