Princess Diana: Death Car For Sale
PRINCESS Diana is back. Not that she ever went away.
Today Sunday Telegraph readers can play a free DVD called: “The Queen – A Life in Film: The Diana Years.”
Scene 1: Look on as Her Majesty sits in her Fiat Uno and revs her engine in a rare show of guts and drive as Diana crosses the Palace courtyard with supreme elegance, refined poise and a cheeky smile.
And that is not all. The Mail has more sensation: “French owner of the Diana death crash car wants it back… to sell to Fayed.”
To put in his sop window as a sign that that anything can be bought in London’s biggest corner shop, and that they come to stare?
Princes William and Harry are facing renewed anguish over the death of their mother after the company that owns the Mercedes from her Paris crash revealed it wants to cash in on the car’s history.
Cash in on Diana? How? The Telegraph is giving her away…
But now Jean-Francois Musa, manager of Paris-based Etoile Limousines, is demanding the car back, saying: ‘It’s worth a great deal of money.’
How much?
It is believed the car - which cost £70,000 new - could fetch as much as £1million.
Believed. By whom? Does it contain anything of Diana’s?
The wreckage still bears blood stains from the night of August 31, 1997, when Henri Paul hit a concrete pillar in the Pont d’Alma tunnel at 65mph while photographers chased the car on motorcycles.
So Fayed wants it, as the headline says?
A spokeswoman for Mr Al Fayed said yesterday: ‘It’s disgusting to think that someone wants to profit from the tragedy. Mr Al Fayed is not interested in pursuing this in any way.’
But the Mail is interested.
Meanwhile, on the fabled sixth floor of the Harvey Nichols department store, Diana slips in a DVD and laughs long and loud…
September 7th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Mmmmmmm! Death of Diana.
Another example of Establishment interference …………..
Where’s the white car? Never been found. Mmmmmmm!
September 7th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘Showroom’ condition…
September 7th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I suppose to it could be used for a chop job.
September 7th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
They say the headlights dazzle like diamonds
September 7th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I have heard rumours that Mo Al Fayed wants to buy the crash car and have Damien Hirst turn it into a tasteful work of art that will forever stand on the double yellow lines outside Buckingham Palace as an eternal testament to the two lovers.
I have also heard that Damien is going to put two pickled & sliced sacrificial lambs inside the car, to represent Dodi & Diana.
He will encrust the outside with millions of tiny diamonds to represent the tears of the nation.
If this is true , I say….. go for it Mohammed! …but make sure you get a permit to park it.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I hear if you put a disabled sticker in the window they can’t touch you for it.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
is being dead classed as a disability?
September 7th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Living impaired
September 7th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
tax exempt?
September 8th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Living impaired?
Now THAT was funny!
September 8th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Percy Stilton! Has the driver of the Fiat become life-impaired as well.
Coz he’s never sold his story.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Coco….if you owned a Fiat Uno would you want the whole world to know?
uno drivers are probably to be classed as brain dead rather than living impaired.