Celebrities For Renewable Energy: Harvesting Kerry Katona’s Fat
KERRY Katona is recovering after going under the knife to “shrink her 34GG bust to a DD and suck out TWO LITRES of fat from her tum, bum and thighs”, reports the NOTW.
The fat will be deep frozen and sold by the cube at branches of Iceland throughout the country.
And don’t worry of you miss out because the celebrity is already hard at it replenishing her fat reserves for anther harvest.
She’s propped up in bed at her £1.3million Cheshire mansion chain-smoking, and scoffing curries and sausages and chips, washed down with fizzy pop.
Says a pal:
Her attitude is she can eat what she wants because she can get the fat sucked out again.”
More power to her. Anorak’s new range of Celebrity Chips won’t fry themselves…
September 7th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
She’s an icon to all those women who eat fried food and knock out babies by the dozen. I would wager a guess that Karen Matthews has a picture of our Kerry in her cell.
September 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
..at least Kerry seems to care about her kids…?