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Satan Bug: The Large Hadron Collider

THE Large Hadron Collider - this year’s Satan Bug.This year’s Millennium Bug…

“2 DAYS TO GO: If atom smasher doesn’t destroy world, it’ll transform it”Sun

“END OF THE WORLD OR MANKIND’S SAVIOUR?” asks the Express.

We’ll let you know, if Thursday comes

  1. 1 coco Says:

    Now now! Calm down!

    If something can be done theoretically - it will be done practically.

    It will all be bollocks and come to nothing.

    A bit like the investigation of Diana.

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    diana - is she in there?

  3. 3 June Says:

    please not Di, we have enough with MM.
    But I shall buy a lottery ticket, just to be on the safe side

  4. 4 magnetite Says:

    Meanwhile, Medium Hadron Collider (the black sheep of the Collider family) is keying all your cars, knocking up your teenage daughters and selling crack to grannies and togglers alike - unnoticed in all the fuss over his big brother.

  5. 5 Pam Says:

    While Baby Hadron Collider singsongs, “Someone’s been consuming MY mass, and he’s still here!”

  6. 6 Arni Says:

    R’ you tellin’ me there is a whole bleeping fam’ly of ‘em and we di’nt ‘noet!!! Them mus’ ‘ave Chris bleeping Angel coverin’ it up for’em!

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