Dreaming About Killing The British Sarah Palin With A String Bean
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the media…
It’s the Sarah Palin death cult. Although unlike Obama, she’s armed to the teeth…
SALON: “I Dream About Sarah Palin. Do You?”
I rarely remember my dreams, but for the past week, GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been haunting me. Night after night, she appears in my dreams, always as a scolding, ominous figure.
Phwoar! Old Mr Anorak is listening. Go on…
When I mentioned my Palin dreams to Slate colleagues, they volunteered their own. One Obama-supporting colleague dreamed she had urged her young son to kill Palin with a string bean.
This is war! Palin’s a Britisher. The UK press have been pining for our own Sarah Plain, well, the Sun says…
US presidential race hopeful Sarah Palin can trace her family tree back to 18th century NORWICH, historians revealed last night. The Vice-President candidate’s great, great, great, great, great grandfather Robert Gower was baptised in the Norfolk city in 1723, according to ancestry.co.uk.
NORWICH?
“(K)nickers Off Ready When I Come Home,” explains OMA…
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Tabloids Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 10th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I’m doing some good work for Nader again, but with just me and him in a minivan I don’t think we’ll be turning the White House lawn into a vegetable patch this time around either. Plus he won’t let me turn the A/C on, the big planet-loving bastard.
S’been fun but I’ll have to say goodnight. I have to get myself checked for Bluetongue in the morning.
See you anon.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Well, there’s still plenty of time to volunteer, and you don’t have to physically be there to whack up the viral marketing.
Or at least that’s what it says on my Beginners Guide to Dirty Tricks, priced very reasonably at a mere $100…
September 10th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I myself once bribed a barmaid to top up a particularly erudite opposing teams beers with spirits. Maybe I should have been on one campaign team or the other across the pond.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Do you know, I had no idea that he had a daughter…that he was aware of.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Actually, it was Caroline Kennedy, of a rather different background to Jim Johnson.
But Fannie has finally fallen, at least two decades after it should have got the chop.
Have to say that quiz teams are almost as volatile as websites, though I may well be out of touch; I’ve lived in the City for a long time, and we don’t do quizzes around here.
At least, not the sort that Pele could be an answer to…
September 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Jim Johnson, of Fannie Might fame? Though it would have been wonderful if his name HAD been Nicholas Parsons. You are showing your lack of age whilst demonstrating brilliance elsewhere, chenier. Or maybe my cultural references are too creaky with age instead. I still wish you did the pub quizzes in the village near me though. Without the internet in the next tab along though, I’d just be answering ‘Pele’ for every question. i usually get at least four right every time I do that anyway.
September 10th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Thank you for noticing.
I reckon that knowing who chaired Obama’s Vice Presidency Committee is worth at least 10 points…
September 10th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
“And now…from Norwich. It’s the quiz of the week!”
September 10th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
one… five…three…
September 10th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
They say, in Norfolk, that if the sister can run faster than her brother she is still a virgin, if that gives any insight. Count the fingers everybody, count em!
September 10th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Any relation to the cricketer? or indeed Michael Palin?
September 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
A bit of a daring advance on SWALK, don’t you think?
Sarah’s War Alliance Loves Kennedy…