War On Wannabe: Big Brother Chooses Its Biggest Weapon
HAVING survived the Hadron Collider (for now), we are now to endure the “WAR” of the Big Brother “BABES”.
For those of you who watched big Brother, it might come as some shock to know that it featured actual babes and not just the slappers ordinaire, of which reality TV has an endless vat.
But know that drippy blonde Nicole Cammack is a babe, and so too is radioactive Stephanie McMichael.
They are at “WAR”, as the Star’s front page screams, and the chosen weapon is Rex Newmark.
Tips To Surviving the War Of Want:
- Don’t buy the Daily Star…
And that’s, er, it…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 11th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Does he have red naughty hairs…. or what?
I had friends like that when young, one of the hazards of being a young man in the UK.
They are really insecure, and because of that (and our hatred of controversy that so many take advantage of) people back down to them. This gives them the massive misapprehension that they are an Alpha Male.
Until other males like me got bored of it and offered them outside or whatever, and bang goes the Alpha male, but the desperate insecurity remains.
Maybe one day God or whoever it is will grant him the maturity to look back and cringe.
We can only hope, but all this hype won’t really help his cause, then again we love young people self-consciously unconsciously being really psychologically obvious and making those mistakes that thankfully we never made in front of a camera.
Viva reality…
September 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am
As so often, Anokra omits the vital data; how many casualties?
Was there much in the way of collateral damage?
Can somebody blow up the offices of the Star?
And has our Steph managed to debut her single yet?