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Up And Atom: The Large Hadron Collider Sex Aide

hadron_collider-sex-toy Up And Atom: The Large Hadron Collider Sex AideHOW was the Large Hadron Collider for you? Did it being out the Devil?

The Star says that at 8:30 yesterday the machine was switched on, at the exact time when “couples around the globe” staged their own earth-moving experiments.

Yes, 8:30. Or, as the Sun says, “8.33”.

Yesterday the Star told us it was 8:15

Old Mr Anorak would like to apologies to all commuters, passing schoolchildren and interested pets who passed the window of And So To Bed furniture store at 8:16 yesterday morning where he and his current flame where road testing the facilities…

  1. 1 coco Says:

    CURRENT flame! How dare he!

    Right! That’s him and de Niro down the pan!

    Just Matt Damon to let me down now - and then I’m off to a piggery with my new lip-stick!

  2. 2 chenier Says:

    I really wish that Anokra would use another picture; for some reason this one reminds me of a donut.

    A large donut, admittedly, but a donut nevertheless.

    One which I do not possess and therefore cannot eat.

    Bugger it, I need to go shopping…

  3. 3 June Says:

    get me one , too . Please

  4. 4 I 8 Tapas Says:

    Vagina envy?

  5. 5 Anorak Says:

    Nothing less

  6. 6 Plug hole Says:

    Did anyone see the black hole ?

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