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IT’S the seventh anniversary of the attack on the Twin Towers.
And the tabloid press have saved their story of Chief Supt Colin Terry’s decision to dress up as Osama bin Laden.
The Express (front page) says Terry is being “investigated” (and not just by the tabloids) for his “inappropriate and unacceptable” actions when last Saturday he dressed up as Bin Laden for the village fete in Grampound, Cornwall.
That’s Mr Terry “having the time of his life” stood among the jam jars and face painters. But better than this is Mr Terry’s apology:
“The point of the costume was to give locals a clue about who I was.”
Can it be..? Might it be..? Is the real Osama bin Laden a copper who represented Devon and Cornwall Police in New York for the victims of 9/11?
Al Qaeda means The Rock in Arabic. Cornwall has a resort named Rock. Might Osama Bin Laden’s wherebouts now become clear?
This is Cornwall, home to the fearsome Cornwall Liberation Army and more.
The War on Terror is upon us…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Police Log, Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
As much as I love Mr. Pratchett the signed copy of Pyramids someone dear got for me ain’t getting any more valuable while he remains alive.
You’re right though. In my fleeting glimpses of the Wordpress dash, it’s bloody huge.
[kidding about Mr. P. I hope he soldiers on forever]
September 11th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I profoundly hope not, but Anorak is vast; you think at first sight it’s a few threads, but if you start exploring it’s like some huge rambling mansion with undiscovered corners and Dog knows what waiting to nip your ankles.
It’s the closest I have ever come to L-Space…
September 11th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
We should all be given passports, or denied them, or issued with a personal coracle so that we may paddle where we wish. I’d go to New Zealand, but only to meet The Flight Of The Conchords. “The human editors are dead…” Damn! Wrong thread!
[building a 'puter for someone, and keep grabbing the wrong mouse and typing on the wrong keyboard. The poor bugger's user name is now Len Fairclough. Damn! wrong thread! Are you contagious chenier?]
September 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
It’s rubber, which might make the positioning of the flake a bit tricky.
His head, I mean.
But I am deeply disheartened to see that you have passed over Karona’s callous refusal to give poor Coco a passport…
September 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Don’t you just want to stick a flake in the top of his head/ I know I do.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Your passport has been declined
September 11th, 2008 at 11:54 am
This country is stark raving bonkers! Have we absolutely no pride left?
During WW2 loads of men and boys went to to fancy-dress parties wearing leder-hosen and had a side-parting and a bit of boot-polish above the top lip!
Were they thrown in prison and suspended from work?
No!
Because war-torn Britain had a sense of fucking humour then - and we used that humour to make Hitler look a fool! To stop the 5th Column continuing to support him and collecting more and more sympathisers!
Get rid of this fucking Government NOW - with its equal rights system and its stupid creed policies - once and for fucking all!
Or lets just become allied to Iran and Indonesia this lunch-time!
What a fucking embarrassment this bloody country has become!
Rule Britannia - with an errrrrr …….. thoroughly incompetent bunch of fucking policy-making Half-Wits !
Where is my fucking passport?!