Amy Winehouse Finds Demons In The Farmhouse
AMY Winehouse is going to “battle her demons” in a “secret country retreat”.
Of course, the countryside is where demons live and the real fear is that Londoner Farmhouse, story, Winehouse, will merely be exchanging her old demons for new ones called Seth.
To prevent Winehouse from making a terrible move, the Sun gives clues to the secret hideaway in the hope that someone will gazump our Amy.
The Suffolk venue has three sting rooms, seven bedrooms, a conservatory, three acres of land, stables and a garage for five cars.
A few calls around the estate agency world, and… Bingo! Anorak has worked out the location of this secret spot. All we need now is the money.
Please send all monies to the aul address. When we get to £751,000, we’ll go shopping…
September 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
If we can hang on just a couple of days longer, Anorak, the price will have gone down a bit.
It’ll have lost a few zeros from the end like everyone else’s house.
September 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Three sting rooms?
That mean that Sting is a sitting tennant?
Fuck, that is enough to send anyone to drugs not away from them.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
The sting room is full of honey bees (that’s why we haven’t seen any this year).
They live in Amy Winehouses bee hive and every time she goes to sing they sting her lips (hence the bee stung lips).
This method of trying to force her to stop singing hasn’t worked yet but scientists are hoping later this month to introduce another bad singer into the other sting rooms and eventually they will collide.
What the result will be no one is quite certain but the theory is that a couple of black holes may be unveiled to the world that will have a devastating effect on the Earth and the people on it.