Cheryl Cole Calls The Celebrity Baby Ordering Service
THE People advertise the news that Cheryl Cole, of the Chelsea Coles says: “I want a baby with Ashley next year.
Well, what’s one more, alleged puking, diamond-pooing little darling? But before the world can welcome into its bosom anther Ashley Cole, Cheryl needs to call Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering Service.
Says Cheryl: “I want to start working on that baby.”
No sooner said then ordered. Winding its way to Cheryl is a pint of Cole Cocktail (a pint of Malibu, hint of crème de menthe and soupcon of Harmony hair spray.)
“Me and Ashley have some time together so that we can enjoy each other as a married couple before anything else.”
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Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 1st, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Go on chezza… u know u want to!!! Now there can be more of us Geordies!
September 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Don’t do it Chezza!!!
September 14th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Well, she’s still not wearing that ring on X Fact’a, like.*
* I blame the wife, she always watches it, I am a helpless victim to it, honest…
September 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
STORK!!!!!!!!!!!!