Lancashire Mafia Wants Gordon Brown Out
“LANCASHIRE MAFIA SPRING HIT ON BROWN,” says the Mail on Sunday’s front page.
No, no Gordon Brown’s not got his own death cult. He’s not that exciting. It’s just the tabloids love to talk of Mafia when MPs are revolting: Tafia (Welsh MPs), Rafia (Ex-forces MPs), Fifafia (Football mad MPs), Dafia (Duck-faced Mps), Jafia (MPs Biscuit and Snacks Select Committee) and so on…
So here’s the Lancashire mafia. “Ta-ra-luv,” say the Lancashire mafia as they dispatch their mark with a rogue Eccles cake.
And the Laffia the are getting rid of the capo, wher is Jack Straw, MP for Blackburn, Lancashire:
Nhan Dan/VNA - Minister of Public Security Le Hong Anh and visiting Secretary of State for Justice of the UK Jack Straw on September 12 signed an agreement on prisoners’ transfer after their talks in Hanoi.
Yeah, he’s far far away in Vietnam talking about legal matters. Such bad planning, eh…
September 15th, 2008 at 8:37 am
You mean they aren’t even offering him a walk on part in Corrie?
Perhaps Yorkshire’s finest (Emmerdale) might and thus keep alive the Wars of the Roses?
September 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’m not even sure where Lancashire is, though I assume it’s near Yorkshire on the internal evidence of June’s post.
Do they have hit men up there?
I can see that an Eccles cake, provided with the correct degree of spin, could decapitate someone, but it’s a bit of a long shot from there to London…
September 15th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Lancs is to the left above Liverpool, and spills over to the right towards Manchester, Yorks is to the right and slightly north east.
Lancs is not a county it has total snob appeal and wore it red rose bravely, Yorks has its white rose, and I love them both and want to go back and not meet any hit men.
Thats the grovel over now
Best to talk to Mic, or the Savoy Hotel, its built on the site of the Old Lancastrian palace
September 15th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
That bad, eh?
Right, from now on I ensure that I have a band of Yorkists at hand to deal with any Lancastrian wusses that may come my way…
September 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
..”wuss” is not a word known in Lancashire, FYI….
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:03 am
The historic Red Rose County Palatine of Lancashire stretches from Lake Windemere and Coniston, Grange-over-Sands and Barrow to the North, encompasses Liverpool and Southport to the West, and stretches all the way to Manchester, Warrington ad Widnes to the South.
Long may it live and the Lancashire Mafia prosper.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
get gordon brown out of mp makeing this country sad.