Celebrity News Of The Day: Vernon Kaye Is Not Dead:
GORDON Smart, the celebrity hack styled to look like a suburban estate agent - thus combining two despised professions in one body – brings news that Vernon Kaye is not dead.
Smart says a “sad act with nothing better to do” wrote on tall TV presenter Kaye’s Wikipedia page of a tragic accident. Ah, Wikiepdia, where celebrity journalits look to for news.
Smart, who has nothing better to do, reproduces the entire false entry – Kaye falls off a yacht in Greece and dies – and then says it’s untrue.
Vernon Kaye is alive. It’s a Gordon Smart scoop.
Tomorrow: Ant ‘n’ Dec: Not Dead.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
There’s a lot of mileage in celebrities who are not dead, and I vote we henceforth Bomb Wiki at 4 hourly intervals.
That’ll teach them…
September 15th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
it’s a shame because Wikipedia could be a very useful and reliable tool, if it wasn’t for all the tools contributing to it….