Jade Goody’s Bicycle Tour And Bombshell News
JADE Goody ‘the Hoody’ appears on the Sun’s front page to tell readers about her “NEW HOPE”.
Jade says that since her hysterectomy she thinks doctors are wicked and wants to team up with Dr Grame Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor and cycle round the country promoting Goody news and Goody tidings.
Before that, though, “BRAVE” Jade Goody is pictured crying while the paper’s Colin Robertson tells readers that “one of the biggest upsets in her cancer battle is facing up to the fact that she will never have a daughter.”
No little Jade. For shame!
Robertson relates the story of Jade at a little girl’s birthday party. Says Jade:
“I could just hear people in the background having conversations about the first nappy change and it got to me and I had to go upstairs.”
No, dear readers, not to do as Old Mr Anorak would do and use the telephone to call for rescue, but to be alone with her nappy, sorry, happy thoughts.
Jade then tells us that when she was diagnosed she “did go into my own little shell”. Or shells.
Shell No.1 is otherwise known as GMTV, from where Jade whispered to the world about her condition.
Shells No. 2 is labelled “Sun”, from where Jade whispered her words into the form of a book.
Jade fights on. Says the Sun in its “Sun Says” column: “Love Jade or hate her, that’s the spirit you have to admire.”
And cannot ignore…
September 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
But has she really told her sons that Daddy is on safari in Africa, preserving rare animals, rather than banged up for whacking someone with a golf club?
And if so, what happened to her ‘Kick and Tell’?
September 15th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
there are thousands of ordinary people suffering every day in the uk
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL THAT THIS STUPID BITCH IS ILL
the pr company that keep her in the papers is all
its an insult !!!!!!!!
September 15th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
you are such an evil person ordinary people are ill every day correct,but people like you make me sick!!i happen to think jade is very brave and have much respect for her!!
September 16th, 2008 at 2:57 am
ppl like u are so sick an jealous of wat jade has got thts y u have to make stupid remarks weither u like her or not..if u dnt like her then keep ya bludi rude comments 2 urself..jades done very well for the person tht she is has made her a career an were are u in life? leave the poor girl alone..i wish u all the best jade..make a quick recovery all the best 2 u my heart an thoughts are with u an ur boys..from one essex girl to another xxx
September 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Jesus christ dont be so bloody nasty………if all racists had cervical cancer thier wouldnt be many people left!!!
September 16th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Best of Luck to Jade. Fair play to her if she makes money along the way, ie paper or tv interviews. She has 2 kids to take care of and bills to pay, the same as anyone else. She has paid for her past mistakes and anyone who thinks it is okay to put her down now are extremley narrow minded.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Anyone who is ill deserves to be cared about and not insulted. How ignorant some people are, they must have about 2 brain cells to speak so badly of somebody with cancer when it is going to happen to somebody they know sooner or later. So she is in the papers, so what? This is what she does. As for Jordan and her comments, well lovely class of lady who forgets she got famous for simply taking her clothes off and originally being in porn. But clever Jordan plays to the 2 brain cells who have a very short memory span.
October 26th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Message to the watcher…your a prick mate.
Anyone who can say something like that about a mother of 2 small kids is just a total arsehole.
Jade is just an ordinary girl who had a bit of luck with big brother and earned a good few quid out of it, and good luck to her.
The reason she is in the papers is because people are interested in her. She sells papers mate or are you so thick you cant understand that you freak!