Amy Winehouse Missing From Amy Winehouse Story
IT’S Amy Winehouse’s 25th birthday party and all the usual faces are at London’s Jazz After Dark club, save one: Amy Winehouse is at home.
What she up to, then? Says a “pal” in the Sun:
“Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked …She kept saying she was ugly…”
Reports of Winehouse’s drug taking are the stuff of record, and Anorak invites its resident expert, Matt The Talc, to advise us against looking down at mirror’s as they can distort the concept of yourself.
Says Matt:
“No way, man, looking down at yourself with a straw in your nose is down a long dark cave into the future.”
But the tip comes too late for Amy, and she misses her own party. And we have a birthday party without the birthday girl, and an Amy Winehouse story without Amy Winehouse…
September 15th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Sorry that Amy didn’t make it to her party, but it’s good news to hear that Matt the Talc has survived; I really did think he was a goner after he insisted on trying that pink stuff.
Typical Matt; getting into the washing machine with it…
September 15th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
…so she’s finally coming round to reality then, is she…?? yes, she sure is ugly these days! “rough as a badger’s arse” I think the phrase is….
September 15th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
This is the work of CRYSTAL METH or ICE – METHAMPHETAMINE and it is INSTANTLY addictive! It ravages its users in a very short period of time. They age really, really fast - their teeth rot. The way back is EXTREMELY hard. Only 6 in 100 make it.
Amy is not just talented, she is beautiful / warm / intelligent with or without talent! People refer to her talent and say “what a waste”. but she is FAR MORE than just a talent!…..
….. Happy 25th birthday Amy! Please choose life over death. If you do I’m sure that ALL the doors will open for you to get the help you need to give you a future & a hope. The way back will be hard, but it IS possible. And you’ve got the chutzbah to make it if anyone has!
Do it for the people who know you and who truly love you. But most of all please do it for yourself! You have EVERY RIGHT to live a long & beautiful life - why should you be robbed of that?
Love & prayers,
Xxx
September 15th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Er, don’t think crystal meth gives you much of a choice; unless someone makes the choice for her and gets her into rehab I doubt she will see 26.
Which is pretty sad for anyone…
September 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
As I keep saying, i really want Amy Winehouse to live for another 18 months or so, because that’s when my prediction is on http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com and i really really really want that iPod.
September 15th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
bob…ever dawned on you that it is kind of sick to place bets on when someone will die? although i dont think you will be getting that ipod to be honest..not by the looks of her in the photo..
September 15th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Amy Winehouse is a woman with rare talent but our media have created a monster and they will not rest until the monster is laid to rest.
then they will bleat about the tragedy.
the tragedy they created to sell papers
papers that are fit for only one thing
wiping your arse
if you buy these tabloids you are paying the wages of the scum who create and destroy peoples lives
its your fault.
September 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
…good at pointing the finger, aren’t we…..?
September 16th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Hey, some people jdon’t point the finger. They just use this site to let off steam and for blatant self-aggrandisement (I’m looking at you…er, me)
[Damn.]
[Wow, today is SO much better than yesterday]
September 16th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Do you think we should point out that we’re not buying the tabloids?
Nah, you’re right. Why allow the facts to get in the way of a good rant…
September 16th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Well, it hasn’t stopped me thus far chenier. If someone wishes to put me out of my misery/annoyingly effusive celebration of life, feel free. I stray off-topic so often I’m a danger to myself and nearby conurbations. Oh…little ‘un has just informed me she’s staying here tonight instead of her mater’s . Nope, still hasn’t killed my buzz.
[In conclusion, drugs bad - Amy Whinehouse good]
[Ow, this sh*t-eatin' grin is starting to hurt. Ah, well...]
September 16th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Orthodontist needed for dental emergency doesn’t really cut it in tabloidese; we need to go for something a bit more up-front…
September 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
how about ‘CHEERY F**KER KILLED CROSSING ROAD’? Little ‘un has been summoned by the great croc so I’m back to quietly killing my liver alone tonight. I’ve got to get some change from the newsagent though as I’m not daft enough to give her a twenty quid note. It’ll vanish.