Amy Winehouse’s Husband Chooses Prison Over Mum And Her
WHAT’S BLAKE Fielder-Civil been up to? Like Amy Winehouse, he too missed the singer’s birthday party, prevented from attending by high wall, electric gate and angry guards.
But the Sun says Blake could be at large tomorrow should he agree to move in with his mother in Nottinghamshire. He should also wear an electronic tag and adhere to a 7pm curfew.
But what’s this? Blake says no.
He’d rather be in choky than shacked up with his dear old mum, or hanging in with with wife.
For shame! Who’d be a mum, eh..? Although he could pretend that he’s in the bosom of his family by smoking his hair…
September 16th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Were it not for the thoughtless omission of the Adam’s apple, his beloved could pass for a man anyway (look at those hands - why is she not a goalkeeper?); so Blakey has likely found a partner less hard on the peepers where he is now. He might have to be the girl in the relationship now, but at least he doesn’t have to listen to his new beau singing all the effing time.
September 16th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
He can come out and give me a kicking for that if he likes - as long as I get a bung equal to that landlord’s.
[Recommendation: Ernest & Julio Gallo White Zinfandel. Yum! I'd kiss their ruddy Californian faces if they were here now, but Amy's bloke might see that as a come-on]
September 16th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
it’s probably easier to get the drugs inside, where he is somewhat out of the spotlight…?
September 16th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I will concede that Amy’s habit (geddit?) of dragging the man’s name into any conversation, and any of her songs, is deeply irritating but she can sing.
Can’t we just stick him in a siberian salt mine and tell Amy that he’s on safari in Africa looking after rare animals?
September 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
If she sang (live that is) instead of the subtle name-dropping you have noticed, she’d be great. I may be spoilt, but I remember the days when a musician could drink a Russian pilot under he table, take more LSD than Timothy Leary, smoke more than Cheech and Chong combined, inject heroin directly into their brain through their fontanelle (that last one was a BIT of an exaggeration) and still write a concept album (that makes people cry and laugh and enjoy the fact that they were born human) at the same time 30-odd years later. Nice choice of the salt mine, he’ll be a Kostoglotov anyway by now, so he’ll fit right in.
September 16th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Kurt Cobain perhaps? mind you, he’s dead already…..
September 16th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Pixies, dairy. Cobain loved them, but wasn’t up to Black Francis’ scratch. He’s still with us - thank any deity you choose. “I am un chien andalusia……” Now I’m going to have to listen to Doolittle again. Thanks.
In all seriousness, thank you. Really. I haven’t listened to it for a while.
September 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Wish I could move in with my mum….
the food was better!
Oh I’m in trouble now…..
September 17th, 2008 at 9:26 am
has anyone else noticed rick wright from pink floyd is dead?
M and A
On Monday, there were some tributes on here
September 17th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Yes, I was sad about that. I’m a big Floyd fan and always thought a lot of his playing, simple, elegant, and tasteful.
I’ll miss him.