Robbie Williams Is The Aliens’ Ambassador For Planet Earth
“TAAAAAAYYYYKE me to your leeed-der!” sing the aliens, having been taught the language by Robbie Williams.
With neither Barack Obama nor John McCain yet declared leader of the world, and the Labour Party with no fewer than 17 leaders at any one time, the aliens’ demand may spark as much confusion as it does dread and wonder.
But before the invasion, rich and single Robbie Williams needs to meet the space hoppers, which Michael C. Luckman, director of the New York Centre for Extraterrestrial Research, says might happen.
As the Star reports:
“Robbie is becoming a point man for contact with extraterrestrials… Robbie could disappear and then come back as ambassador for their race.”
A delicious image to see Williams years from now fingering a tray of gold-wrapped chocolates and meeting Prime Minster Jordan and King Harry’s new wife, Bianca Gascoigne.
Luckman says: “He is the first celeb I know to go out there and actively hunt for alien life forms.”
But not us. Others have trod the Milky Way. Where are you now, Anthea Turner, Keith Chegwin, John Noakes, Donny Osmond, Sonia, Claire from Steps…
Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 19th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
his fee would be astronomical for a start….
September 19th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Eric Clapton on ukelele would be good…
September 19th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
As his career has taken a tumble and his albums get worse (Rudebox) they’d be better of getting in touch with Sir Patrick Moore and Brian May. The aliens would meet someone with astronomical experience in spades, and their xylophone/guitar melodies would sound a lot better to boot.
September 19th, 2008 at 11:23 am
..poor sod is obviously spending far too much time on his own…