Credit Crunch: Heroin Dealers Make Rasher For It
CREDIT Crunch news of the day:
“SHOPLIFTERS ARE GETTING RASHER – Bacon is stolen to order”.
It’s the CREDIT BRUNCH, reports the Star, albeit missing the pun.
To a boarding house in Burnley, where the breakfast menu is being perused…
Says local police representative Sgt Phil Carter of the crime wave in Londis: “Heroin addicts steal it… because it is an easy commodity to sell.”
Which beggars the question: “ho buys fresh meat products from a smack head?”
Answers in blood on a stolen note pad to the usual address…
Posted: 22nd, September 2008 | In: Credit Crunch, Food & Fat, Money, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
I thought they sold the meat, not bought it….?
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
although ho’s may buy it that way, i’m not sure.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:39 am
seeing your meat supplier rattling his bollocks off on your front step hardly puts you in the mood for buying breakfast does it?