Jade Goody Wants Daily Mirror Readers To Tell The Kids
“HOW DO I TELL THE KIDS?” asks Jade Goody on the Mirror’s foremost news page.
Jade speaks not only of all the world’s children, but specifically of her own. Jade wants to know how to tell her children she has cancer. And the Mirror wants its readers to help.
Such is the state of education that screaming “JADE CANCER” on the front page day after day may not be enough. Jade has two boys and the Mirror could do worse than put the news on its back page call for a minute’s silence at today’s football matches.
Says a source:
“She is determined to have a few days enjoying a normal life with the boys before she sits them down to explain in a way they will understand.”
Not easy for Jade to explain much at all in a way another human being would understand.
Perhaps she could ghost write a children’s book, to be serialised in the Mirror…
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Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jade Goody, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 21st, 2009 at 12:54 am
aBBy you will now come bac kas a dung beeetle congratuations !!!! Bob maybe we should celebrate when you die!!!!!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
jade you have been so brave you did not deserve this illness . God BLESS You xx
February 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Well this is proof of Karma, so maybe re-incarnation does exist.
Be sure to squish any dung beetles you see.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Not if you believe in re-incarnation it isn’t…
September 28th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Each day is a day closer to her death. Now that is something to celebrate, isn’t it?
September 28th, 2008 at 5:30 am
Leave this poor girl alone! Although she is all there with her marbles - this woman hasn’t got a clue how to survive out of the media.
The public and Press have made her - they must now save her - from herself.
September 27th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Maybe a night sitting outside the pub with a pack of crisps and a can of coke, followed by being yelled at by Mum in Iceland the next day?
September 27th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Says a source:
“She is determined to have a few days enjoying a normal life…”
What is normal for that sort of creature ?