Mad For It: Noisy Sex With Omar Bakri’s Daughter Yasmin Fostock
MORE on Yasmin Fostock, Omar Bakri’s pole dancer daughter, and the cunning plan to bring the message of jihad to gentlemen’s clubs.
Now one of her former lover’s tells the Sun: “We had mad sex”, as befitting the daughter of the mad mullah; “… it was loud.” Well, if she will borrow her father’s Tannoy.
“But then what did I expect? A pole dancer does not just have ordinary sex.”
Indeed, not. A pole dancer has sex with a metal pole. The risk is that no man will measure up.
And who is this man? We do not know. We are not told. The Sun says he is “speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of reprisals.”
We urge caution around pole dancers, and those with enhanced chests, lest the nipples peel back and strafe the club with ack-ack fire…
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September 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Well, you would, wouldn’t you?
Demand a new identity and a lot of dosh on the witness protection programme; there are a lot of people in the world you can piss off and still survive, but pole dancers aren’t included.
He can just count himself lucky that she wasn’t a lap dancer…
September 29th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
no I wouldn’t
September 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I see, you want to be hunted down by a pack of pole dancers in full cry.
Takes all sorts…
September 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
i lived with a six-foot -two blonde cage dancer for six months some years ago.
she was fun, but she didn’t move a pole in.
(they were next door)
September 29th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Wow.
Not clear whether it was the cage or the dancer who was six-foot -two, but I’m still pretty impressed.
I was, at one point, married to a six-foot-two Pole…
September 29th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Gutter press at its worse!
Whilst trying to humiliate a guy for what his daughter has done, you have to dredge into fabricating stuff using “annonymous” sources - how gullable do you think we are???