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PAEDOPHILIA is an evil, abhorrent sickness. And Paul Kidd is said to have run a “paedophile ring while serving the Royal Family”.
The Star has the news, and possibly the greatest tabloid line of all time:
“Bachelor Paul Kidd, 55, groomed at least one victim for sex by talking him for tea with the Queen Mum.”
The QM is no longer around to defend herself, having been used for kindling some years back. But even so…
Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 am
The swine!
Dragging the poor old Queen Mum into it like that…
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
and at 101 wasn’t she a little too old for the attentions of a paedophile?
mind you she did make inroads on the juniper fruit
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am
I hope she didnt choke on her cuppa….
Lots of round up over the last days and also the Cortes had a meeting with Zapatero because we”ve got over 2 millions signatures for a register of sickoes and weirdos ….no need to go to brussels or visit the pope is it?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
“….used for kindling…” ?
Not true. She was a game old bird and treated just like it.
Died March 30 2002. Well hung for a week or so before the State funeral April 9th, 2002. Then buried in St. George’s Chapel Windsor next to good old Bertie (George Vl) and the Princess Margaret, another gamey old bird I seem to remember. (I never had the pleasure).
Perhaps the best telling funeral day tributes to the 101 (and a half) -year-old most prominent Bowes-Lyon dynasty member were:
“I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off”.
- S.Wilson, Bristol.
and as the parade cortege moved through London’s streets:
“Isn’t about time they stopped digging her up and trundling through the capital and gave her a bit of a rest.”
- Dougie McPhail, Castlebay, Barra (allegedly used to nip out and buy the old dear’s daily gin bottle and pack of Woodbines)
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
This is possibly not the time to recycle the story about the Queen Mum, the gin, and the Footmen…
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
Woodbines? we used to get those for midnight feasts at school, packs of 5 , and yes we were as green as we were cabbage looking but at 9 who isn’t?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 am
Particularly when you are trying to smoke a Woodbine…
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
thing is , what else can you do with them? they make lousy air fresheners but they did stop me being an obese kid
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Coffin nails certainly had their uses, but the Senior Service would probably object to being associated with a footman…