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READERS may recall the news of the sex tape that Brummie Adnan Ghalib is said to be flogging. Says the former confident of Ms Britney Spears:
“There is no sex tape. I’m extremely upset and taking legal action”.
However, paparazzo Adnan has now told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
However, if you do want to see a middle-aged Brummie having sex, we suggest you pop along to the car park adjacent to Asda’s store in Perry Barr at 11 tonight and look out for X-Reg, blue Ford Fiesta…
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Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
presumably, this means that he’s really upset that there ISN’T a sex tape, depriving him of another 15 (squidgy) minutes of fame an a bit of pocket money? can’t imagine that he’s too popular in his chosen profession at the moment, so money must be tight…
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
..and he’s hoping that someone might buy it sight unseen…
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
would you buy anything from a guy with a landing strip for a chin…?
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
dairy, that is a truly disgusting thought…
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
what a scumbag that man is. yuk!
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
With you on that one, C&C.
We need to put in a wholesale order for bargepoles…
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Adnan and Britney should sue
because there is no tape.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
There has to be a sex tape somewhere - the publicity is needed!