Ah, Sol: Homophobic Tabloids Rally Round Sol Campbell
FOOTBALLER Sol Campbell has been the victim of homophobic chants.
The Daily Star makes it its business to expose such things, even repeating one ditty, as sung by fans of Spurs, for whom Campbell used to play before his defection to local rivals Arsenal:
“Sol, Sol, where ever you may be. You’re on the verge of lunacy. And we don’t give a f*** if you’re hanging from a tree. You Judas c*** with HIV.”
The Star is appalled and screams: “GAY FOOTIE FANS RIGHT BEHIND SOL”.
And today: “Chants at Sol probed.”
The matter should come to a head once the Star has run out of gay puns…
Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 3rd, 2008 at 7:43 am
I’m heterosexual, but I don’t go around ramming it down other peoples throats!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Well, they would, wouldn’t they?
It’s Arsenal, after all…
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
He deserves everything he gets. He lied, he left for the rivals, what does he expect?
And all Arsenal fans complaining can sod off, it’s a tad hypocritical, considering you sing songs about Ashley Cole with a mobile phone up his backside, and the batty boy chants
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
No, more along the lines of repeating to yourself, Ah, Sol whenever you have to listen to your boss…
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Ah, Sol - yet another Anroak typo I presume.
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
It’s those survivalist bloggers; they get everywhere…
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I just heard that Polish immigrants are trying to spread HIV using boiled eggs.
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Well, it certainly wasn’t the miner; he and Maggie had done for them…
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
or the major!
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I’m sure as eggs is eggs that Edwina was pretty innocent on the HIV front; ’twas the salmonella which did for her…
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Wait a minute, maybe I’m getting Edwina mixed up with someone else, damn….
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
‘Judas carp with HIV’
As we all know, Judas was gay, the real reason why he kissed the G-man. And no hetero folk ever get HIV, especially not Edwina Vindaloo Curry’s True Christians.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’ll say one thing for this capitalist running dog lackey; he know some good jokes.
Now all I have to do is scrape the pizza off the laptop…
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
TREE HUGGING
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, ‘Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?’
‘I’m listening to the music of the tree,’ the other man replied.
‘You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.’
‘No, would you like to give it a try?’
Understandably curious, the man says, ‘Well, OK…’ So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, ‘What the heck happened to you?’
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, ‘This just ain’t gonna be your day, cupcake
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Which won’t be very long, since Rupert Murdoch copyrighted the entire Solar System, including Sol and Uranus…