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GERI Halliwell has been named “the most successful celebrity author of the year”.
In five months she has sold 250,000 of her Ugenia Lavender stories, the tales of a female hygiene product as it wends its way from an Indian farm collective to a landfill site in the East Midlands.
Says Geri:
“I’m so happy that everyone loves Ugenia as much as I do.”
Indeed, sick of reading the side of perfume bottles and cans of mace as he irrigates his colon, Old Mr Anorak says the Ugenia Lavender product is far more stimulating, although the hard cover version can chafe…
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Posted: 3rd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 3rd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
…sounds like a toilet freshener to me….
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
…….gets into the corners other products can’t reach…
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Indeed, sick of reading the side of perfume bottles and cans of mace as he irrigates his colon
I’m glad i’m nor the only one. I know more facts about bog roll and the forests and puppies than i should