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TO the set of the BBC’s bloated Strictly Come Dancing, then. And news that dance judge Craig Revel Horwood is an illegal immigrant.
We have never seen beneath the desk at which Revel Horwood sits, but allegations are that it houses a Colombian cleaning lady, a family of Ukrainian shoe polishers and three Bangladeshi waiters.
Born in Australia, Revel Horwood is alleged to have married a British woman called Jane in 1990, who he left 12 months later to set up home with one Lloyd Rooney.
The allegation is that Revel Horwood is not a camp dance judge with drip-dry hair, but a hot-blooded heterosexual male who has bedded women.
“GET HIM OUT,” demands the Star.
If we cannot rely on our front-line judges on pro-celebrity dance shows to be queenie homosexuals, then what is the world coming to?
It’s political correctness gone mad!
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Hey! Arranged marriage, aussie style…
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
ONLY ONE THING TO SAY LIKE MILLIONS THAT WATCH STRICKLY GET RID OF THE TWO RETARDS FORSYTH /COTTEN THEY ARE BOTH CONFUSED AND IGNORANT EVERY BODY WILL ENJOY IT BETTER THANKYOU FOR DESTROYING A EXCELLANT PROGRAMME