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WITH Blaaaake Fielder-Dreams in jail, Amy Wineshouse’s professional dad Mitch is the singer’s man at large.
Today the Sun brings news of a letter Mitch has received from Blake. It’s “Blake’s sicko threats to Mitch.” Says a source:
“I could hear Mitch physically shaking when he phoned to tell me about the letter. He couldn’t even bring himself to read it out loud as it was just too sickening.”
Maybe if he took his cab keys out of his pocket he’d make less noise?
Maybe if he can’t read it aloud, Mitch can stand on a box and sing it?
“But he told me that Blake described graphic scenes from a horror movie, in which Mitch is the victim. Part of Mitch wants to pursue this further with the police, maybe even taking out a restraining order.”
So why won’t he?
“But then he is worried about it all driving a wedge between him and Amy.”
Given the dimensions of Mitch and Amy, if she gets close you’d be hard pressed to drive a Rizla paper between them.
Better then telling the police, is to tell the “pal”, who tells the press. Keep it among friends. And then they tell the Celebrity Police Force, although their king is dead…
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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 6th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
..won’t be long now - I hear her nose is going the same way as Daniella Westbrook’s…
October 6th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Leave her alone.
She will be dead very soon.
And all the people who are making millions out of her misery will say what a shame it was ! And will go on making millions.