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TODAY Gemma Atkinson will be telling Daily Star readers about her “WILD ROMPS” with Jack Osbourne.
Jack is the son of vibrating pop sensation Ozzy Osbourne and pixie-voiced house-poo enthusiast Sharon Osbourne. Jack also wears glasses. That’s Jack.
Gemma is a former soap actress, wannabe Wag and the owner of two signed Cristiano Ronaldo that she keeps close to her heart beneath the skin on her chest.
Last year Gemma “battled nasties” in the I’m A Celebrity Jungle (Malcolm McLaren, Lynne Franks, Janice Dickinson etc.), and has of late been bungee jumping with the aforesaid Osbourne.
And as for those front-page romps. Well:
“A friend confirmed she’s still dating Marcus Bent [footballer].”
And may one day be wearing his footballs…
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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
October 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am
phwooaaarrrrr go on Anorak
October 7th, 2008 at 11:53 am
That’s the trouble with you fat cats, no appreciation of the poor girl’s leverage problems…
October 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
cleverage problems you mean?
October 7th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Witty as well as rich; I like it…
October 7th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
no, she’s not clever…..
October 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
but you are, which is a great deal more than can be said for those poor boobs paying out for the surgery…
October 7th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
those boobs are really really real
October 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
they are as real as they can be, without being stuck on, FSBFP!!
October 12th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
nic pic
October 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
nic pic ………………………………….