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THOSE stock market figures in full:
DAILY STAR: “£60bn wiped off British stock market.”
THE SUN: “£93BN MELTDOWN”
DAILY MAIL: “By the end of trading, nearly £95billion had been wiped off he value of the FTSE”
And rising…
Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Money, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Cheer up, Anorka; things could be a great deal worse.
Admittedly they almost certainly will, but at least so far our wise statespersons have steered a steady course straight for the rocks, sorry, not the rocks, between the Scylla of ‘They broke it, they can fix it’ and the Charybdis of ‘Let’s give them so much money our eyes will bleed’ of the financial markets.
Things have come to a pretty pass when an Italian bank is in better shape than the titans of UK finance…
October 7th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
which one can’t add up then….?
October 7th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
All of them, dairy, all of them.
But that’s not exactly news on the tabloids.
The banks can’t add up either, which is rather more worrying…