Victoria Beckham Rubs Bird Poo On Her Face
THE Daily Star bring news that Victoria Beckham has taken to rubbing bird poo on her face.
The paper tells its readers peering up at a tree of nesting rooks that the “geisha face mask” has been used for centuries by Japanese women who, we must assume, could not afford more expensive treatments.
The brew is a blend of nightingale droppings, bran and rice gains. Chuck in a few private split ends and you’ve got a supermarket ownbrand muesli; which, in case Posh is interested, is a kind of food…
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Well, that’s a promising start; I’m not too keen on it either but it’s an improvement on foreskins, right?
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
i am disgusted
October 9th, 2008 at 9:00 am
I’ve just looked at the photo.
What are those things where her legs should be?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Be fair, DD; support your local pigeon!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Postpone the most devastating Worldwide economic crisis since the last great depression, Victoria Beckham is about to smear her face with bird sh*t and needs to tell the whole world about it.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I’ve always used sham poo.
Seems a bit OTT to use the real stuff.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
…you should know, Miss P!! I think she’s just doing an impression of Big Bird…
October 8th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
With a story like that she must be only another one or two publicity stunts away from using the tried and tested missing sex tape tactic.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Lone pigeon! Be careful my feathered friend! Judging from the garment she’s wearing in the top left hand corner she might end up trying to wear you as a dress.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Thats a surprise! Pigeon poo to get publicity? And I thought Bulls*t was Victoria Beckhams favoutite.
-agw: The What? No, you ain’t pally
October 8th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Quite true; given the amount of bullshit being churned out by the traditional media gamely trying to pretend that it knows what a credit default swap is, pigeon poo on the face is a matter of some importance to Anorka.
We have Lone Pigeon, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon and Rocket Scientist Pigeon to keep up the supply chain…
October 8th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I’m glad the vicious rumours about Anroak “dumbing down” with endless fecal-matter stories are completely unfounded.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
He’ll quote Pravda if the story-line’s good enough.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
If anyone wants to buy some contact me on +442568 7895632
October 8th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
come on Anorak…. are you quoting the Star as an organ of truth and honesty?!