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THE Daily Mail is wondering how it can republish that shot of Lily Cole dressed as schoolgirl and give readers another chance to cut it out and keep it as a sign of the sick times in which we live.
Allison Pearson steps into the breach:
The 20-year-old - who with her lanky frame and stunnedcod face looks like a mermaid put through a mangle - agreed to be photographed in pigtails, long white schoolgirl socks and with a pink teddy parked up her Henri Matisse. Factor in the translucent skin and cute snub nose, and Lily looks at least 12.
At leasts. Maybe, 19, or 20…
‘Nudity,’ she tells Playboy readers, ‘has always existed in art. And I think that, given the right conditions, it doesn’t necessarily “debase” any more than it celebrates or represents the human body.’
Try telling that to Gary Glitter, sweetie.
Where is he?
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Media, Media Bitch, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
October 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
You can always rely on Allison Pearson to ignore the imminent destruction of half the planet in favour of discussing white socks.
And she will keep on doing this until the Large Hadron Collider once again provides her with a talking point.
I know times are hard, but couldn’t we have a whip-round to pay Cern’s electricity bill?
Anything has to be better than this…
October 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
..she sounds a tad jealous to me….
October 8th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
only a tad?
I was thinking more along the lines of obsessively…