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HERE’S Austin Drage, X Factor finalist, doing his cover version of Bucks Fizz’s Makin’ Your Mind Up.
And if we wanna see some more… “No!” comes the cry. Get him off. But it’s too late. Alex whips off his Comfi-Slax to reveal a perfect ‘V’ that would shame the Red Arrows.
“I looked quite good as a woman,” says Austin, who is pictured rubbing his hairless chin.
This is “X FACTOR STAR SEX CHANGE SECRET”. It’s front-page news.
And inside the paper, we learn that Austin’s sex change involved not his penis being inverted and replaced inside his cavity, his chest inflated with hormones and pump, but his wearing a wig for a Channel 4 TV show.
Austin says he wouldn’t do it again. Having tried two sexes, he is wary of trying another…
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
My uncle had an Austin Alllegro once - the gear lever of which he snapped off during an attempt to show off. That’s not really the same thing though, is it?
Oh, wait…
October 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Oh please this is such an old story.. mind u he did make quite a good looking woman - lol