Omar Bakri Declares War On The X Factor
SLOW News day. Then call Omar Bakri. Come in Omar Barki… Do you read me?
The Sun picks up its walkie talkie and tunes into the Bakri cackle. The result is nothing less than “THE X FATWA – Terror alert as Bakri slams troops charity song”.
Eat your heart out Mazher Mahmood, News International’s fake sheikh. Bakri is the real deal, bringing front-page exclusives on a daily basis.
(If you call, he’ll rant about whatever you like. Omar, if you’re reading this, set up a premium rate RANT LINE. I’ve got ideas, call me.)
Today Omar is ranting about the X Factor song for Help For Heroes. Bakri says the song has “dangerous implications”.
It does. While all singers on the charity record will be able to say “I had a No.1 hit”, many if not all will be cursed with the brand “one hit wonder”.
Buy the wristband. Sing the song, Hero. And join the EU’s celebrity mountain.
Bakri, the “poisonous preachers”, the “mad mullah”, the “Tottenham Taliban”, the man with a nickname for every occasion, says:
“Some Muslims in Birmingham are wearing the armbands in support of British troops in Afghanistan. This is a form of muadaat (hatred) of the kuffar (non-believers) against the Muslims…and it has dangerous implications.”
Bakri then says how even watching the X Factor is a sign of godlessness, and will result in losing your soul, as well as your mind and will to live.
The fear is that his rantings will gel with many Britons and they will switch over to Strictly Come Dancing, a show every bit as bloated as Mr Bakri…
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Media, Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 21st, 2008 at 10:58 am
Yes Anorak!
Yes there is a nickname!
But if you think for one minute I am going to tell you - so that you will abuse him with it on another of your threads - you have another think coming.
Salman and I have a thing going on - and I am not having you ruining it!
Like you did with Matt Damon - ruining my breakfast once because you rammed it down my throat that he was a Democrat!
And then there was the time you upset me about Robert de Niro and his restaurant!
Don’t ever mention Duff McKagan on here - or else ………..!
October 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Is there a nickname for Salman Rushdie?
October 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am
I have just put Salman Rushdie’s breakfast in the bin because of this Knob-Head.
Why does somebody not just hang this fucker out to dry.
Tolerance means stress. I am stressed out by people like this - and I think he should be jailed for stirring up bother.
Salman is concerned that he might have to write one of his books again!
Which makes me concerned - because he lives at my house permanently now - and I need the rent!